I'm not sure if some of you remember that old post, but I've chosen a few interesting ideas from that one. But there's still plenty of room for more ideas. So in D&D 3rd edition tradition... give yourself a god of ____, a few nice fancy titles, an interesting background description, and a weapon of choice. And maybe associate yourself with a few domains and stuff.
Save as. Or open it from a blank window. Stupid Tripod.
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He cannot be bothered to be aligned. He just is. Not many people know about this shady character. He doesn't care if you know. In fact, he doesn't even care if you care. His domains are Television, Couch and Fast Food Restaurants. His favourite weapon is the Remote Control - so he can control Television while in Couch - but frequently uses Indifference, Indecision, and In-Your-Face Attitude.
I'll be god of amnesia (how predictable)
aligned to the side of 3V1L L337, I am the one who swoops in to steal your greatest ideas away from you to be locked away for an eternity, never to be known again. My favorite weapon is the "Triforce Vacuum" (a longsword made of pure glass) that can steal even your soul from you.
wow, that was fun. (that sword is based off one I made in morrowind, but I forgot the original name ) it guranteed a soul capture for me, I got almalexia (get her in azuras star if you want to be financially secure)
As a boy, I wanted to be a train. I didn’t realize this was unusual—that other kids played with trains, not as them.
"Actually sir, we found a tiny unicorn in your exhaust. It was jumping around poking holes in your gas tank." "Oh thank you I did not know that. A tiny unicorn? Wow."
LOL, sword of pure glass. Just 2 guys... not much help though .
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how about a deity of Flan? his name is senor Flan and his weapon of choice is the Flanthrower (like a flamethrower, except it shoots flaming flan ) he is aligned to the forces of all that is dessert (not desert mind you)
As a boy, I wanted to be a train. I didn’t realize this was unusual—that other kids played with trains, not as them.
Saven is the god of mental anguish, and his alignment is chaotic neutral.
He is also known as The inflictor, Lord of the weird, and Hey, you!
Saven inflicts mental pain upon his victims in the form of disturbing images, useless information, and beating them with his weapon of choice: raw steak.
You shouldn't go here, there are crazy swedes who mumble about cucumbers:
http://www.crobasoft.com
A single look at this vile creature gives you chills to the bone. He is one of the most terrifying creatures on earth with his abilities to send waves of magic at you. Allthough Wartagon seems very large and strong, he has quite a small defence against melee-attacks. This can give you small advantages while fighting this enormous beast with your longsword.
Wartagon's favorite weapon are his magic wand of death, which gives him the pwoers he has. Without it, he's nothing but nothing.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
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) it guranteed a soul capture for me, I got almalexia 
(get her in azuras star if you want to be financially secure
) he is aligned to the forces of all that is dessert (not desert mind you
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