I am making what I believe is the first 5-a-side football management sim with a click product - and I want you to submit yourself to be in it! I need your name, your position (GK, Defender, Midfielder or Forward) and also a random number from 1-10, so I can calculate your skill. Everyone's skill will be over 50, and every number from 1-10 has 5 consecutive numbers attached to it - so for example number 3 COULD be 60-65, and number 7 COULD be 55-60. I also need you to say which club you want to play for, out of these 10 options:
- Beijing United
- Dynamo Lagos
- Rochdale Rovers
- Spartak Baghdad
- Miami Mudflickers
- St. Dougals
- Racing Benidorm
- Slough Titans
- Young Boys Milan
- The Scorpions
Please use this format for you submissions:
Name: Y. Name
Position: GK
Random Number: 3
Club: Racing Benidorm
Okay, rant time.
As much as I hate football, it is called football. American's calling their game 'football' is a dumb, they hardly even fucking touch the ball with their feet and they have the cheek to call our game 'Soccer', where the nearly the whole game is based around foot contact.
To clarify, we have the English game of 'Football', where two teams use their feet to try and score goals and often cheat by feining injury, and the USA wussy rugby rip-off 'American Football', where Americans strap on their bodyweight in armour to play what the Welsh do every week in t-shirts and shorts.