Although Hitler and the rest of the Nazis were incredibly horrible men they did come up with some good quotes,
“How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”
Yet other non-evil people also come up with good quotes. Who can forget Steve Jobs quote when he was ousted from Apple,
"If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth -- and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago."
There was a Steve Jobs one I always liked, something about putting dents in universes but I can't find it now! bah. but another one of his I liked was "Apple's market share is bigger than BMW's or Mercedes's or Porsche's in the automotive market. What's wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?".
My lecturer once referred to a quote "Geniuses of the future will be able to learn, unlearn and relearn", think it was about rapid shifting of pretty much everything in the digital world. or something.
There was a quote from another forum which was on the console war:
Person X - "I don't see why people like the XBOX so much I mean PS2 has outsold it"
Person Y - "More people have AIDS than Herpes. It doesn't mean that AIDS is better than Herpes"
"The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"Most imports are from outside of the country."
Yes, this is the president of the most powerfull country in the world.
"God loves you and forgives you.... aaaand he's also sending you to hell. But he still loves and forgives you!" un-named guy seen on TV while watching crappy american television
"Sorry lady, but I'm afraid I'm gonna' have to ask you to leave the store!"
"Shop smart- Shop S-Mart."
(The book "A farewell to Arms" right after Ash chainsaws his hand off in Evil Dead 2)
"Good, bad.. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Hey She Bitch- Let's Go."
"Huh!? Ya' want some hot chocolate!?"
This last one is so funny when you see it, I'm probably screwing it up but it's when the mini Ashes go inside him (from Army of Darkness) and he drinks a kettle of boiling water to kill them, HAHAHAHA.
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"Del Duio has received 0 trophies. Click here to see them all."
"To be a true ninja you must first pick the most stealthy of our assorted combat suits. Might I suggest the bright neon orange?"
DXF Games, coming next: Hasslevania 2- This Space for Rent!
"Remember the Desert Combat level with the desert in it?" - My friend Matt talking about El Alamein while we were playing BF1942's Desert Combat mod.
"When you're up to your ankles, you'll tell me everything, and when you're up to your kness, you'll be kissing my ass begging me to kill you." from License to Kill.
"We must fight. IT'S OUR WAY." Unnamed operator on the final mission of Armored Core: Nexus.
"We will atTECK, Zeeyo MatrrrrrrrrRICKS." Poor attempt at a Russian accent from the Emeraude representative in Armored Core 2.
"For all the things I've never had, I'll commit the perfect crime." Young Offender by New Order.
"'Bonjour monsieur! Would you like a haircut? It is free, but you must pay for it because we are French.' -excerpt from Evan's trip to Paris." Quote from the best console magazine ever, Official Dreamcast Magazine. I refuse to throw out the two issues I still have.
"Is there any way to take off my pants?" Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3.
"THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY!" Dante from Devil May Cry 3. Oh, you goof.
(insert entirety of Pulp Fiction's script here)
Ones I made up:
"Snake, your cornea's been ruptured, meaning-" "I CAN CURE IT WITH THE SURVIVAL VIEWER!" (stabs his eye several times with the knife and pours ointment in, then dies) - Metal Gear Solid 3
"Hey little boy, do you like 'The Final Countdown'?" "I LOVE that song!" (starts humming song loudly while stabbing guy in the leg with a screwdriver.
"Can I put your name in the date box?" What I ask any girl sitting near me before a test.
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