Sometimes people send you realy weird pm's here. what is the weirdest pm you ever got? I got this one a while ago wont tell from who as thats private of course:
"Who the heck are you? Don't you dare to mail me again till you have at least two fresh bags of punctuation."
I got an mail recently saying something along the lines of 'please delete me'.
There's one from someone who says 'Dude, [person] called you an idiot in that thread, why didn't you ban him?'
Oh, one from like 2004 from a guy who says "Hey, I always wanted to make a pokemon game but I don't know how to do it. [long rant with impossible things I needed to program for him] If you make it for me, I'll give you a cut of the profits because I want to sell it."
I deleted that mail, but after a polite reply
Lol, and one from ages ago:
"Muz, I'm being banned by [admin's name] because I posted [someone's personal information] on here. Yah, I know that was wrong, but jeez. Anyway, this is goodbye, you were one of my favs here at TDC, so spread the word about how I went down."
Somehow he got the mail to me before he got banned. Was creepy since it was titled like a suicide letter. Ah, religion flame wars.
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Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I got many demented PMs over the years but deleted most of them. The ones I still have mostly come from dudes who are now X-members.
"Dickhead" (2003)
"can you not read the text the daily click has i will tell them to chang it to somthing readible to dumb asses" (2005)
"Excuse me, but in an earlier forum, you said our games were bad... can you pleaaaasseee give us some tips... because I thought they would get higher ratings... I mean, all our friends likes our games!!!!" (2006)
"Ur a N00b" (2006)
"Yeah thanks, that was actually a serious topic. Ive deleted it now, spoilsport." (2006)
"Hey there Hayo. You checking your mail there? Being a cute little Irishman? Yeah? You want a cheese pie? Yeah? Go get it maathafarkass" (from [person] of course, 2006)
Geez, PMs are supposed to be private. Don't give out names. Going to edit out the names from here since you guys can't edit past posts, let me know if you really want them in
Lol, what have you guys been up to? Like 70% of my DCMails are about making games. Not much flaming, only from one of you. But that was sort of deserved
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Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Originally Posted by -Adam- Ive had a couple from you recently carlguy
Ill post them in a bit
Well what about dont do that You are not alowed to post the names thats a rule of this game
Also I never sent you weird pms adam I just told you to behave and to be good to the admins dont make such a fuzz of it.
Sorry about the names, I figured since most of those people are gone it was okay to post them. I got about the same message from Carlguy as Adam did but there wasn't anything funny about it, apart from the terrible grammar.
Wish I didn't delete half of my mail, I had some great private wars with Shadowcaster in 2003-ish.
This has to be the strangest one I've ever received.
Greetings! I am writing to you today Prince George Nduwekele, Royal Esteemed Prince of Botswana! What a very good promise and opportunity we have here. Let me explain my current predicament most unfortunate. I am a Prince to Botswana and my father the esteemed "King Utambe" has been scourged from the palace by rogues most scurrilous. It is a predicament most unfortunate. My father is now hiding in the foothills of Rwanda, it is really no place for a "King Utambe" most esteemed.
These rebels most foul in Botswana have hold the bank accounts and won't release my father's moneys to Rwanda. That is why we send this message to you, most esteemed person. Oh what a very good promise and opportunity we have here. What I am proposing for you is for my father "King Utambe" to sending the moneys via your Daily Click account to total of "$10,000,000 Botswana Dollars". You will receive 10 PERCENT of the moneys to total of "$1,000,000 Botswana Dollars" at moment all money is from Botswana.
Before this you esteemed person to received moneys is by sending "200 DC Points" to author of this email. This is to confirm identifications of you esteemed person. I hope you will be realise that this opportunity means "200 DC Points" is very small amount in total comparison to moneys from my father "King Utambe".
Thankyou for reading this message. The time is slow and my father cannot hold much longer in foothills of Rwanda so PLEASE HURRAY with "200 DC Points".
Look forward to do business.
- PRINCE GEORGE NDUWEKELE
- ROYAL PALACE RWANDA
- 100% NOT FAKE
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