Videogame quotes:
1. Woman- "I'll cover you!" Man- "Please don't. You're liable to hit me."
2. Boy- "A deranged madman is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world! And there's no one who can stop him, except for you and me!" Girl- "Oh my god! Let's make out!"
3. "Either termites are burrowing through my brain again, or one of us is ticking."
TV quotes:
4. "You'll be like the prettiest girl in the prom. Or the sluttiest girl, if it's Catholic school."
5. "And what do you want for Christmas?" "I wanna choose who lives and who dies!"
"Omg. Where did they get the idea to not use army guys? Are they taking drugs?" --Tim Schafer on originality in videogames
#3 of that last lot is from Sam and Max Hit the Road (during the intro, just before Sam throws the bomb out the window and declares "I hope there was nobody on that bus.") I don't recognise any of the others, though.
Here's one:
"You know, though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one. And finally, you can lay eggs and still feel like a man."