What the hell is going on here? We seem to have celebrities coming back from the dead, and not in a cool George A Romero way.
A while ago I remember seeing Ronnie Barker on an awards ceremony. Then I found out the show was live. Not too strange you might think, except I was sure Ronnie Barker had died a couple of years previously, and I talked to a few of my family and friends who also thought he was six feet under. I've seen him on other things since, with no brain-eating or anything going on.
Now I just read about a movie coming out about Alexander the Great, brilliantly titled 'Alexander', and one of the stars is Brian Blessed, the same loud-voiced, bearded actor I was sure had died in the 90s. Surely CGI hasn't gotten this advanced that they can seemlessly composite dead celebrities into new acting roles?
Maybe it's a government conspiracy. Maybe a new glowing green formula has been developed which can reanimate our favourite hairy actors and comedy duo halves? Or maybe I was dreaming it all. Whatever's going on, I think we should be cautious around actors and comedians because they might turn round and bite one of your bollocks off. You'll mark my words when Brian Glover and Bob Monkhouse host the next ITV Soap Awards.
Wow...that's pretty creepy. I knew the Government was up to something...
We've gotta kill them all! Yes...the celebrities must die! Whose with me? Let's go slaughter those undead scum-creatures! COME WITH ME FELLOW KLIKERS! IT IS TIME!
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
The little guy from Willow, he's on the Star Wars DVD, on a documentae, cos he played one of the ewoks when he was young. Seems like a nice guy, I just can't forgive him for the Lepprecaun movies, although I guess a midget has to make money like the rest of us, especially now Georg Lucas CGIs all his midget creatures.
Isn't Brian Blessed that guy playing with his food in the Cheese Family movie?
And I swear to god I saw Elvis in a playground bathroom by Pearl Harbor, he had the hair and the suit, he lowered his glasses and winked at me on the way out.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Paul Daniels is dead, every night when I'm dreaming happy dreams.
I don't remember Brian Blessed in Episode 1, but to be fair I only watched it once all the way through, now I just fast forward to the final Darth Maul lightsaber fight, you know, the only decent scene.
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