AsparagusTrevor's idea of making a list with 10 things you like about your life was great. So, let's make the opposite list; 10 THINGS YOU F***ING HATE!!!!
Let's start :
1. racism, fascism
I hate those people who believe in the superiority of their nation. Those people that say "hey I'm American; go f**ck you Iraqi bastards!!!!" or those that say "Blame the jews!!!!" or "the dark side of Zion" or "Albanians rape our women, steal our property, kill our fellow countrymen" or "Constantinople is the capital of Greece" or "blame the Communists" etc etc etc. We have a lot of them here in Greece!
2. Computer geeks!!!
Those guys who play 24-7 computer games! GET A LIFE!!! (ps: i love PCs and computing but i have a life first!!!)
3. Olympiakos fans
Hey Takis! Fans of Gizi -13-
4. BAD ARTISTIC MOVIES
You know the ones with low badget, no special effects, black-n-white, uknown actors but very artistic!!! There are only a few exceptions;eg. Requiem for a dream (awsome!!!!). Most of them are crap.
5. Parking
It is very difficult to park where i live; all the good spots are always taken.
6. Merfy's laws
Grrr!!!! They always work!
7. The Wannabies
Those ones that have no opinion; they try to be "trendy" and modern and just go with the flow... "I want to be like HIM/HER", "I want to be pretty", "I want everyone to like me" and crap like these... How pathetic.
8. My job
I'm working in the economic office of the municipality of Filothei... It's boring and noisy!!! Thank God is only for 6 months!!!!
9. American living
Sorry guys, i know that most of you live and work in US. Their policies, their culture (hmm...), the way they live is bad. USA blames Laden and Iraq for the 9/11. They think themselves as the center of the world. I saw the "Fahreneit 9/11"; it was great! Anyway, I'm not anti-American, i just believe that US citizens must be awaken and change their governors to some more HUMAN. Remember SOAD's song; ADD (American Dream Denial).
10. DC bad criticism
I hate when someone's criticizing my game without playing it!!!
Naval Lint
You clean your belly button... AND THERE'S SHIT IN IT AGAIN THE VERY NEXT DAY! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!
Commie Bastards!
Rape my women will you!!! I'll ice you all with my nine...
Wet dreams
Good luck explaining those stains to your mum... My "I forgot to take the water bombs out of my pockets" excuse is starting to lose it's edge.
Techno Music
CHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BA BOOMP BOOMP BOOMP WAPAPAPAPAPA CHHZZZZZZZZZZZ DING DONG DING DONG WUPA CHANG!
People who donate their time to charity
YOU IDIOTS! It's called minimum wage you friggen lunatics!!!
Rap Music (and nerds that think impersonating rappers is funny)
Talking about da ho ya homeyz and youse did, is not real music. Why do people buy that crap?!
Big Brother
OH MY GOD! SOME PIMPLY FACED NOBODY IS TAKING A DUMP ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS!
'Super Size Me'
This tool ate nothing but McDonalds for a month to prove it's unhealthy... what an idiot. I love the ad campaign McDonalds ran that basically says "Eating our food 24/7 is unhealthy? We could have told you that."
Jesus Wannabes
You know those old guys with beards that go around talking to themselves and shit.
The burning sensation in my peni...
I've said too much.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
1 )george w bush - I quite like americans, but i dont like him (or his administration for that matter)
2 )al-zacarwi - evil man
3 )war - why carnt people just get along
4 )raceism - same
5 )my dads roast potatos - their greesy and sloppy
6 )tomartos - yuk
7 )italian food - it all has tomarto in it
8 )christmas stuff in shops in OCTOBER - get a bloody calender
9 )david blunket - right wing, totalatarian, prat
10 )dog poo in the street - my feet seem to be magnetically drawn to it
1. people who listen to shitty music like eminem and avril lavigne
2. michael moore and his followers, people who think they are "in the know" just because they watch michael moores anti bush propaganda
3. religion
4. enviromentalists,animal rights,censorship groups, any other bullshitting clan
5. crappy movies
6. people who are afraid of terrorists
7. people who try to predict the end of the world
8. recycling
9. tito ortiz
10. aboriginal centerlink pay day
1. The 'royal' family
2. People who criticise other people's music tastes
3. Bloody pop music
4. Bloody metal music
5. When people say "aks" instead of "ask"
6. That twiddly bit on corned beef cans that always comes off
7. Paper cuts
8. People who think breaking a leg was worth it because they got compensation
9. Racists
10. The 'royal' family 11. When you try to refresh the little overview frame on the reply page and lose your list of things you hate because the whole damn page refreshes instead
Harder than I thought to think of 11 things. Not much really bothers me...
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
1. labour. 'nuff said... no? top up fees? david blunketts 'selling' of england? but blairs a good bloke
2. hackers. you know who you are. you dicks.
3. wasting things. like buying 2 burgers and getting full off 1 so you have to throw the other away
4. my laptop. monitor dosnt turn on unless you put it in sleep first.
5. obsession with celebrities
6. smoking and drinking, or should that be smokers and drinkers?
7. people who play crap music loud. ive nothing against it if its quiet but i dont want to hear it.
8. scallies and scooters heh
9. indian food
10. people who get money off the government because they are too lazy. im paying for them fools when ive got better things to buy myself. like an education.
wow i was only gonna write labour, never knew i hated so much. must relax more...
1. Ruby Wax (she mings and HAS to be on absolutely everything)
2. Linda Barker (every single advertisment break features her, somehow)
3. Robert Kilroy-Silk (because he's a moron)
4. Michael Howard (because he's also a moron)
5. Townies (because they think they're hard while wearing baseball caps backwards and skating around in groups)
6. Huntingdon (without doubt the UK's worst ever town)
7. Racism (because it's wrong)
8. Football (because its a religion to loads of people - and because the footballers get paid for something they love doing, and their weekly wage exceeds what most earn in a year)
9. Halloween (excuse for little faggots to egg houses and demand sweets. Elderly people must fear this evening of hell - started by... guess who?! Americans)
10. Wasps (You could say I have a phobia of them)
1 Right-winged people.
2 Selfish people.
3 3D games.
4 most cities.
5 People on the street who ask for money.
6 pop music.
7 TV.
8 religious people who can't shut up about it.
9 annoying/stupid kids in my classroom.
10 The fact NationalLiberal was deleted by a guy who doesn't wanna give a reason for it.
1. Electronic Arts (they are single handedly killing the games industry)
2. George Bush (worst president we've ever had)
3. Wiggers (is there anything more annoying?)
4. Old Man Drivers (i've had like 20 pull out in front of me just this month)
5. Fundamintalist Christians (don't get me wrong, normal christians are fine)
6. George Lucas (for fucking up Star Wars)
7. Middle-Schoolers (punks get worse every year, completely lacking respect)
8. Fake Tits (honestly, why? bigger is better only when they're real)
9. Wasps (I'm with Circy on my reasoning)
10. White-Trash (mullets, trailer houses, welfare, 7 dogs, y'know the type)
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7. Racism (because it's wrong)
8. Football (because its a religion to loads of people - and because the footballers get paid for something they love doing, and their weekly wage exceeds what most earn in a year)
9. Halloween (excuse for little faggots to egg houses and demand sweets. Elderly people must fear this evening of hell - started by... guess who?! Americans)
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
i was in Game today looking at Xbox games, theres practically a shelf devoted to EA sports games and they ALL HAVE THE SAME FREEKIN LOGO! some circle with the same font for every game.
and i like some of Hayo's points.. but i dont like cities at all. or 3D games.
1. American beer
2. american democracy
3. rap
4. The queen (she visits canada, waves, and after the supposed "celebration" we're more then a couple million tax dollars less.)
5. racism
6. Rednecks
7. Smoking
8. Getting mugged
9. people who cant do a goddamn thing themselves and require people to help/do stuff for them, when they're perfectly capable of doing it, or figuring out how.
10.virus developers/spyware/or hackers, Im Really close to switching to win 98se because of that crap.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. Conformity
4. Manufactured music
5. Ignorant fucks
6. Fuckin uber nerds that don't use real fuckin words, and abreviations! I WILL KILL EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER USED LOL IN A CONVERSATION YOU CUNTS!!!
7. People against sex/drugs/rock 'n roll and anything else I live for
8. Reality TV
9. The uncertainty of the future with the youth of the today more fucked up than ever and all of this bad shit happening around the world.
10. PUMPKINS!!! I mean seriously, what drove man to finding these fuckin huge vegetables that are fuckin ridiculously tough to get into unless you happen to have an axe or broad sword handy, and after that you still have to cook the fuck out of the thing before eating it. And after all that, it's not any good tasty! FUCK!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
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