What do you guys think? What would be the single most painful way to die? I guess there could be a winner with the best suggestion, but nobody cares about that stuff anyway.
I think being skinned whilst still alive, having your eyes slit with a rusty razor, being rolled in a pit of vinegar, then a pit of salt, having your fists and feet set on fire, and then being slowly eaten by ants in a hot sun would probably suck. Oh, and a squid jig being inserted then torn out of the anus.
When I used to play starcraft and someone would use a maphack, I would tell them that I was going to:
"Come over to your house and slit each person in your family's throats one by one and make them watch as they died, the rape their mother and mutillate her genitals, then I am going to cut open your dad's scrotum and force feed you his testicles."
After going on like that for a bit I'd say that:
"I am going to stake your hands and feet to the ground, and cut off your eyelids."
That way they would go blind from staring at the sun, they would also starve/bleed to death.
StarCraft was an awesome game, you get really angry when someone cheats after you have invested your time into it.
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kinda related; i usually drive past a mill which has a big sign on it saying "SALTON" and i always imagine myself ripping off my leg with some knife and licking it only to imagine it tasting of salt.
and i always come out with little things like "imagine being scalped and someone putting conditioner on your still throbbing brain?"... im really a happy person, honest!
Strap someone to a chair in a small airtight room, cut their eyelids off and force them to watch 'From Justin to Kelly' or something equally terrifying in a loop. If the film doesn't get them, the ever-decreasing supply of oxygen will.
Rip off using, your hands using rubber gloves encrusted with high pH acidic substance, someones scrotoum, or tits, and slowly rub salt into their beleeding wounds, then with a small stake knife, carve deeper into the hole, then burn the open wound once again, with a blow tourch, after waiting for the skin to cool rip off the black skin and using sergical tweezers left out and vein, or nevers visble, and slowly, dismember them using sowing needels, then hire a homeless person to tear open the wounds with his infected dirty fingures with the prospect of some kind of edible matter inside, the persons, now proberly extruating, ridgid body, then during the homeless mans will to dismember the wound in prospect of a feed brake the victims jaw, and slowly cut, the eyelidsand place pins into the white flesh of the eyeball, after doing this... find some kind of orophis, place a hose pipe into it push in realitevel deep, then pour oil, or a flamable substance into it and set the liquid on fire, then place, carcase ina box and put it into a meat grinder... and leave it...
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20th December, 2004 at 09:08:41 -
this topic REALLY isn't appropriate at christmas time...
Your cornered by a bunch of midget clowns who want you dead! They tie you down and run you over with there midget clown car of death. Your intestens hang out of your mouth because of the midget clown car impact. Then they release the killer bees! They sting you for an hour. And then they release the moose. The moose watches you. It uses its freaky-moosey powers to pull your liver out your mouth.
You break free some how. But then you find out your in Death Valley. You crawl through the steamin' hot desart with your organs hanging out of your mouth. Then the buzzards come. They peck at you as you crawl along the hot desart ground. Then a cute little kid comes. He starts pokin' you with a stick. As you make it to the end of the deseart, the clowns come again. They beat you up, and then crucify you.
After 20 days, you finally die.
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Mmmyep. What fun.
Merry Chwistmas everwebody!
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Cancer. From what I've heard with people with cancer (my mate's uncle, who died couple of weeks ago) they'd rather be stabbed in the neck and have his eye gouged out while somebody poured hot coal over his body then to suffer a slow cancerous death.
But I guess my most painful death would be shot in the lung then to fall into a swimming pool and someone to put the Swimming Pool cover over it, so you basically die a slow and horrible death.
Apparently being burned to death doesn't hurt too much, the fire eats up the oxygen straight away so you suffocate really quickly and don't feel the majority of the burning. Same with drowning, that's supposed to be a comparitively comfortable way to die, once the water has entered your blood stream, you're pretty much unconscious and then dead. So I've heard.
Best way to die is simply get crushed by a huge plain. Die instently.
Worst way to die... never thought of it. I'd say Rick is automaticly the winner here. Th vinegar & salt would be the reasion for that one.
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