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Retired Kliker Lazarus
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28th December, 2004 at 19:26:27 -

umm 4 some reson dis thing on teh side of dc menu sez my daily click. i dont get it. omg, it sez 'newbie' wtf? i have been her lik 2 wks.

 
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.

Tigerworks
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28th December, 2004 at 21:18:43 -

OMFG TEH DOWNLAOD DOESNT WROK!1111 YUO NEED TO PLUG WNIZIP IN TO TEH MOTHABAORD TO MAEK IT WROK!!!111 OR TEH` MAEK SURE YUOR NOT SENDING TEH ERRORS TO TEH CPU OR IT MIGHT DELTELETE YYUOOR MONTIOR ADN HACKRES CAN PWN YOUR HUOUSE!! SIHT I BROEK MY CUP HOLDR LOLOLLO``

Seriously though, once in a French lesson we went to use the computers to play crappy french games. I got bored and started drawing a stupid BSOD in Paint. The french teacher saw me typing in a fake error message and reported me to the IT department, claiming I was, and I quote, "sending errors to the motherboard". From paint. Had to explain myself to the head of IT. I've also gotten in to trouble before for using notepad.

 
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daveC04


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28th December, 2004 at 22:20:45 -

my favorite thing is pretty dresses.

 
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Weston L


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28th December, 2004 at 23:16:57 -

Tigs, a very similar thing happened to me last year when I was using a school library computer (during my lunch hour even) and I took a screenshot of the desktop. Then I put it into MS Paint and added a few virus-ish looking icons to the picture. Then the school librarian approached and I had to show her how it was only a paint drawing, and that I could infact edit. She let me off the hook with a warning

 
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Joshua M.


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29th December, 2004 at 09:52:42 -

A true story

Noob: 'Hey will you test the game I've made?'
Me: 'Sure'
(sends it)
Me: 'Hey thats the smallest game you've ever made! Just (about) 500kb!'
Noob: 'Yeah cool huh'
(I open the zip file)
Me: '.. uh, you didn't include the GAM file...'
Noob: 'Oh... well do you need it?'
Me: 'Yes, you need it.'
(Noob puts GAM in zip file and shows it to me)
Noob: 'There, it should work now, just click Accept to download'
Me: 'Dude, I'm not going to download a 245mb TGF game. How did you make it that big?!'
Noob: 'I dunno, I suck at TGF. Wait, is it because of the mp3z I converted to wav and put it in TGF?'
Me: '.........omg. You're nuts.'
Noob: ' hahaha lol'
Me: 'Try to use MIDIs next time.'
Noob: 'MIDIs? Do those need drivers?'
Me: 'oh god, read the manual.'

 

Joshtek
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30th December, 2004 at 09:45:43 -

"I've nearly finnished making my online game - It r0xx0rz!. Just one question: What is the MooClick?"

That didn't work. Aw well.

 
:: Joshtek ::


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Joe.H
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30th December, 2004 at 15:03:24 -

how do i add my game?

 
My signature is never too big!!!

AndyUK
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Game of the Week WinnerSecond GOTW AwardHas Donated, Thank You!VIP Member
30th December, 2004 at 15:06:24 -

How do i post on the forums?

 
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Matt Boothman
The Nissan Micra of forum members

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Game of the Week Winner
30th December, 2004 at 15:24:18 -

where can i find da hack to teh game factory - i need it very important my other game factory got a virus innit plz give it to me.

 
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.

Pabloa


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30th December, 2004 at 19:03:14 -

No doubt you guys would have had many Instant messages like this:

Noob: Hey I need some help...
me: Yeah sure what is it?
Noob: How do I make games that come in a setup file?
me: Your kidding me right? How could you miss it. its in the file toolbar
Noob: Oh, ok thanks, see ya.

 
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Lukas Hägg


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30th December, 2004 at 23:06:12 -

"What are those blue dots in the gridthingie for?"


 
Mendokuse...

solonmonkey


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30th December, 2004 at 23:14:53 -

This is one I actually asked: "whats an engine?"

 
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Ben Berntsen


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1st January, 2005 at 12:45:13 -

I R MAEKING TEH BEST MRARIO CLOEN EVAR!!!111 OMG LOL!!!111 NEED SUM1 2 DO GRAEPHX!!111 MAEK TEHM GOOD AND SEND TO ME AT BIGSTUD@HOTMAIL.COM!!!111!!!1! SEND TEHM THIS WEAK PLS BCUZ I R A BUZY GUY K THX BYE!!!!!111

 
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.

Ben Berntsen


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1st January, 2005 at 12:46:39 -

PS WTF I 4GOT TEH NAEM OF TEH GAME IS MARIO: RETURN OF GANON!!!11 IT WILL BE TEH BEST!!!! OMG LOL!!!1

 
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.

Pete Nattress
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1st January, 2005 at 13:43:57 -

"i forgot my serial number, lost my CD and never told clickteam i own their product because i gave them the wrong details which i've now forgotten. seeing as i do legitmately own it, can you please send me MMF?"

i say stupid stuff to my computing teacher all the time. e.g. arguing about a punishment:

me: "to punish him for that is stupid"
him: "well i've punished another person for doing the same thing"
me: "that's no reason to punish this person."
him: "at least i'm consistent."
me: "yeah - consistently wrong."

got in a bit of trouble for that

 
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