Due t the recent pictures that phizzy posted of himself, I have decided to start a support group for those who now wish to spoon their own eyes out.
Hi my name is Shab, and when I saw that picture, I nearly vomited, which would have led me to die Jimi Hendrix style, as I was lying down at the time. I cannot find women attractive anymore, they all start to look like phizzy; which is a MAJOR buzzkill. I have tried removing this memory through "natural" means (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about), but that hasn't worked. Please help.
You were so tramutised by this experience that you can't even think of yourself, let alone spell 'me' correctly.
I almost couldn't cope myself, until I reminded myself what girls actually look like. Thanks to Logitech, I couldn't have done it without you and your webcams.
Hi, I'm AsparagusTrevor. The twisted brainwrong of the one-off man-mental Phizzy caused me to claw out my own eyes with the nearest metal impliments I could find. That happened to be my car-keys, and now not only am I completely blind and disfigured, I've got mashed up eye-gack all over my car.
It sounds like you tried getting into your car (hence eye-gack), but how did you see to do it? Surely your car is not only splattered with eye-gack but missing some polish on the driver side?
Obviously my other senses increased ten times, hence I could smell my way to the car very easily. I'm trying to convince the DVLA that I can drive this way, but they're having none of it.
Quit yer whining, foo's. Believe it or not, there be far worse things on the internet..
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Muz: true, and I wanted to show you one but you wouldn't click the link.
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Registered 23/09/2002
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4th May, 2005 at 07:06:55 -
O-S: We could say it serves you right - after all, the post was titled "Phizzy the man whore" - if that doesn't set alarm bells ringing I don't know what does.
maybe the title "phizzy the man-whore" was the reason why he clicked the link in front of all those people. Maybe he just wants to show them his real...self...
It was just the kind of art that sholud be locked in a safe, and then dropped into the sea. And then found and burned. And then shot from a cannon to the sun.
A recent MSN convo caused me to go and find a spoon and get rid of my eyes immediately. Unfortunately I couldn't find one (only a wooden spoon, and they're too thick to do anything cool and/or violent).
The following people may also be affected and I hope a councillor can help them as well as me:
Aggggge
AsparagusTrevor
Gizmo
Phizzy's sister
As this disturbing picture is saved deep in the depths of your hard drive, the only option is to save as much as you can and format it. It is the only way to recovery.
My eyes are getting better now. Plus it rained last night, so all the eye-gack washed off my car.
Now I just need to forget the terrible mind-spunk that Phizzy ejaculated into all our brains.
Your all doing what Phizzy wants you to do. Feed in & give him attention. I'd say its about time he gets banned, expecially after his last little picture "prank" if you will. I know for sure that if any other member would have done that, they would have been banned, but because the admins are used to this, he gets away scott free. To be honest, that should be the next General Poll, should Phizzy be banned. Then we can see who all agree's.
Hahahahahahahaha ... (just a sec, have to control myself).
I rarely visit the "Arts section", so did not see this until today. I am at work, and had to do my best to control myself when I saw the picture. I dont think I have had this much fun in a long long time.
Luckly, my name has been bloched out, so no one knows who I realloy am...
Hi, I'm *******, and I am 16.
Phizzy came and showed me horrible pictures... I... *cries*.... Please, don't look at my shame.
Oh crap- my name is right on the left side of this post. Don't look at my shame!!!
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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SOME1 PLEASE HELP!!! i was on that msn convo >.<
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