I think this is about the 4th time I posted a thread like this . Only got about 8 deities or so in my game... not nearly enough for a complete pantheon.
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2nd February, 2006 at 09:09:12 -
i wanna be in a game! pleas make me in a game. i dunno wat a deity is but i wanna be on!! lol
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I want in! I want to be a cool warrior with heat vision and a gigantic head which has giant head power which can crush people and I also want scissor hands that can turn into ninja stars that shoot out my mouth into peoples faces and I also want sulphuric acid saliva that gets spat out and burns peoples heads off. oh and metal jaws that I can use to bite off peoples genitalia. Also I want big spikes on my head oh oh and totally sweet big knifes as fingers so I can kill people and prepare exotic fruits when I'm hungry so I regain energy. And I want magic lighting power so I can communicate telepathicly with the clouds and make the shoot down lighting at people so they burn their pubes off. Also I NEED force fields so when punks try to throw their empty liquor bottles at me I can deflect them and send shards of broken glass right into their eyes and mouth. ohhhh and flamethrower toes so if anyone trys to stand on my feet I can burn their fucking ankles. PLUS I want a magic watch that can not only tell the time but it can send me back in time so I can get Mr T before he was washed up so he can pity fools. The watch needs to be digital because my character can't tell analog time unless he has his special goggles on. These goggles are xray, night vision and burn your head off vision. They are connected to my brain via usb cable so I can just think about what mode I want and it will switch. But only I can use them because they require a special microchipped ring that can summon captain planet without the need for that little weiner with the power of heart. Captain planet is my best friend and if I need to be rescued he will fly down and protect me and then clean my garage. My garage is my secret hide out. It's underneath the old ghost busters HQ. Those guys are also my friends, so they gave me ghost powers in exchange for my friendship so I can also fly though walls and slime people. Also when I use my enchanted belt (which i obtained from an evil witch doctor from the forest of leprichauns) I can grow dragon wings which are so powerful that they can blow away entire cities, I have destroyed toyko 5 times but they keep rebuilding it. For my efforts in saving toyko town from evil, I earnt myself the power of transformation. I can transform into sheep, erases or cleaning products, I just cant transform into hamsters because that requires too many energy crystals. I also have a robot dog that sniffs out bad guys and energy crystals but his tail is broken so he can't use it to fly anymore, but I can fix it once I get the wizards magic wand, it's no biggie. Oh and my secret weakness is chinese food, it makes roboto (my dog) start barking and biting my ankles, then my toes shoot fire at him then he jumps all over me and I get lit on fire and lose energy, and I need that energy to activate my shrinking device. I can shrink to fit though tiny holes like animals ears, then I can control them and make them bite you and piss on things, and my piss is also sulphuric acid.
Don't be ridiculous Buster... there's no such thing as a robot dog.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
When you put me in your game, I forgot to mention. I can also see into the future so if someone is going to punch me in the tallywhacker I can be like "He will punch me in the dick in 5 seconds" then I can protect it before it happens.
LOL, if the game ever goes commercial (unlikely), that guy would be on the box .
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Anyway, Muz... just say what I need to do to be in I guess... unless all I have to do is say "PUT ME IN!" & I'm in... if thats the case then PUT ME IN!
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. Only got about 8 deities or so in my game... not nearly enough for a complete pantheon.
lol
