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Buster

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27th April, 2006 at 15:28:47 -

If you could have any super power (like laser vision) what would it be? Or if you already have super powers (like shooting pennies out of your mouth) post them here.

Me? I'd like the ability to reverse peoples genitalia without them knowing. I don't have any super powers currently but I make one hell of a chicken salad roll.

 

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27th April, 2006 at 15:36:03 -

Untill they're melted down to make jewelery and their semen filled center is exposed.

 

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27th April, 2006 at 15:41:00 -

I want to shoot ham from my eyeballs.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 15:44:36 -

Hot damn, I'd hire you to make pizzas at my store! Then fucking fire your ass for scaring the customers.

 

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27th April, 2006 at 15:50:41 -

Think of it: all the ham you could ask for! And more!

Think of the chicks!

 
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27th April, 2006 at 15:52:00 -

Think of the restraining orders!

 

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27th April, 2006 at 15:55:20 -

Uh...


Um...


Let me get back on that one.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 15:57:48 -

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David Newton (DavidN)

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27th April, 2006 at 16:57:03 -

I'd like to have eyes on the ends of my fingers so that I could see over high fences.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 18:56:46 -

A longer tongue to lick out that yogurt that cant ever be reached by a spoooon

 
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Keatontech!

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27th April, 2006 at 21:21:11 -

De-Clothing vision so everybody would always look naked...

 
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Hayo

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27th April, 2006 at 21:35:12 -

fat ugly people with bobbled skin included.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 21:50:32 -

KEATONS A PERV!!!

 

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27th April, 2006 at 21:53:54 -

NAKED CATS AREN'T PORNAGRAPHIC

and hes gay too

 

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27th April, 2006 at 21:56:13 -

Um... Naked people aren't always pornographic either.

If so, I'll never undress/change clothes again.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 21:58:31 -

"Um... Naked people aren't always pornographic either"

only if there in pictures

 

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27th April, 2006 at 22:02:38 -

Even when naked people are on pictures that doesn't mean they were to wank over them. They could be..educative and stuff. Or art.

 
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27th April, 2006 at 22:23:18 -

well yeah I guess your right art and nudisum ist pornagraghic(even though I think nudist are dumb and probobly some of them join because there perves)

 

Keatontech!

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28th April, 2006 at 00:07:53 -

Yeah, i'd use my power for learning ... of course, learning...

 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:13:48 -

No your a Perv

 

Keatontech!

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28th April, 2006 at 00:16:06 -

And everybody else on this site isn't. I'm one of very few people who hasn't yet used the Oekaki thingy for porn. What about busters Super Power, that's perverted too...

 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:16:48 -

You have a sexual attraction to cats.


 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:25:02 -

No I don't

 

Keatontech!

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28th April, 2006 at 00:34:07 -

Hmm, but if you had sex with a cat you could end up with some sort of furry mutant human thingy...

 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:43:36 -

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Evil Kitty is a proud father of this hideous freak!


 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:51:31 -

I want the ability to make people and animals urinate when I stare at them. I can already do it to dogs.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 00:58:00 -

I wish I could fly

 

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28th April, 2006 at 00:58:21 -

Oooo! That'sa awesome powuh.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 01:46:51 -

How can you fly, Kitty? You can hardly pay for your kid!

 
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28th April, 2006 at 01:49:48 -

I can see where Laz get's his post count.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 02:36:47 -

Actually, it was from those Hillbilly stories that went on for way to long.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 03:58:28 -

I don't have a kid you don't even know my real name

 

Buster

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28th April, 2006 at 08:20:15 -

Only in the daily click a topic about super powers could turn in to a conversion about having sex with cats. You all need the super power of not being sick and twisted bastards.

 

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28th April, 2006 at 14:32:24 -

I do. Your name is George. George Stantan the Forty-second, esquire.

And your wife's name is Marietta. She's a striped tabby cat. And your kid is fucking horrible.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 15:09:06 -

No thats not true

anyhoo I know what your screen name is named after You can't fool me

your screen name is named after a dude jesus raised from the dead.

 

Buster

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28th April, 2006 at 15:11:25 -

Smoking crack is NOT a super power.

 

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28th April, 2006 at 22:27:56 -

Does that make you smart?

No, it means you know stuff about the Bible.

I like the name 'Lazarus', and it also has an intresting backstory.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 22:47:48 -

YOU ZOMBIE!!!

 

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28th April, 2006 at 22:58:12 -

You know, if you're not careful I might reduce your DC pointage from 44 to a number below zero. Seriously pipe down.

 
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David Newton (DavidN)

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28th April, 2006 at 23:11:53 -

I don't really think DC points are that much of a threat any more.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 23:15:27 -

*I was hoping to scare some sense into him*

Ok ok, heres something scary: how about a deleted account? It requires the personal touch - by my own bare hands.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 23:16:18 -

You could change his rating again.

 
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28th April, 2006 at 23:24:47 -

Reset post count?

 
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28th April, 2006 at 23:32:54 -

Would that really bother him?

 
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29th April, 2006 at 02:53:22 -

No

 

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29th April, 2006 at 04:58:12 -

Besides, it wouldn't hurt his family. Take his freak-child and dangle it over hot burning coles. Watch it dance, put it on video, and let the whole world enjoy.

 
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29th April, 2006 at 16:40:56 -

im 12 I don't have a kid!!!

 

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29th April, 2006 at 17:04:09 -

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRprev.html#youngest_father

You never told me you lived in England?

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