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Del Duio
Born in a Bowling Alley
Registered
29/07/2005
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1078
       
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23rd December, 2006 at 20:26:34 -
I posted this on my MySpace account the other day but I thought it applied here too, so here's my happy holiday wishes to all!
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T'was 4 Nights before Christmas, and all through my pad,
The kids were out cold- it's good to be Dad!
The stockings were hung on the door frame with tape,
And I'm eating nachos, now isn't life great!?
The children were nestled asleep in their beds,
If my cats wake them up, then I'll kill the things dead!
My wife's out at work, And I've just come back,
From the bowl with my Gameboy and a 10 minute crap!
When out in the front there arose such a clatter,
I peered through my blinds to see what was the matter.
The gang was outside, but so were the cops,
They were fighting this time, and earning their "props".
The main kid was talk, every other word "YO!",
As he kicked at the squad car and screamed at his hoes:
"Now bitches! You hear me? That sim card is MINE!"
And so, for a cell phone, this punk'll do time.
But alas, I digress, for it's time to be merry!
So it's off to the kitchen for a bowl of Boo Berry!
It's sugary sweetness- it's lighter than air,
And it's only at Johnny's, cos' that shit is RARE!
So now, let's reflect, on the games that I've made,
And since there's not many, let's call 'em by name!
"NOW EQUIN!"
"NOW CAPTAIN!"
"NOW LAB RAT, ON PIGGY!"
(If you just get the demo, that's cool, it's no biggie)
"DARK CHAMBER!"
"SPACE NINJA!"
"ON NECROPOLIS RISING!"
(Um... One thing I can say it has 'graphic resizing??')
This last bit, you know, took a whole lotta' time,
For Necropolis Rising is a mother to rhyme!
And all of these here can be found on my site,
You'll know when you get there- it's black, blue, and white
For a short wad of cash of no more than a five,
You can help me buy chips that I need to survive!
And now that I'm sleepy from drinking one beer...
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, GET THE HELL OUTTA' HERE!! 
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Happy holidays, you knuckleheads!
--
"Del Duio has received 0 trophies. Click here to see them all."
"To be a true ninja you must first pick the most stealthy of our assorted combat suits. Might I suggest the bright neon orange?"
DXF Games, coming next: Hasslevania 2- This Space for Rent!
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Ski
TDC is my stress ball
Registered
13/03/2005
Points
10130
      
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23rd December, 2006 at 20:41:47 -
Happy Holidays  X
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Retired Kliker Lazarus
The Ed Wood JR of TDC
Registered
18/07/2003
Points
7363
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23rd December, 2006 at 20:52:35 -
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm sick of this politically-correct "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" bull shit.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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Ski
TDC is my stress ball
Registered
13/03/2005
Points
10130
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23rd December, 2006 at 21:05:28 -
I say Happy Holidays as to include Happy New year also so STFU AND SIT DOWN
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Retired Kliker Lazarus
The Ed Wood JR of TDC
Registered
18/07/2003
Points
7363
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23rd December, 2006 at 22:26:20 -
Yes, but Christmas is the best.
You can light your crappy candles or whatever. I'll be over here bathing in money.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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Windybeard Games
Registered
14/04/2005
Points
219
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23rd December, 2006 at 23:20:06 -
Lol del! merry christmas
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Nuutti
Registered
26/10/2003
Points
1364
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24th December, 2006 at 04:45:33 -
damn i hate christmas ._.
P.S. sorry for my mangled english.
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