This is the HORRIBLE JOKE COMPETITION!!!!!! In order to compete, just post your least funny joke here. Try to make your jokes follow the TDC rules, and "This competition" does NOT count . Anyway, have fun?
Contest ends in a few months, prize is 100 points and a trophy.
EXAPLE OF MIGHT: Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, I don't speak chicken.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is a sick bird.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Eat Mop
Why is it called a 'chicken coop'?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a 'chicken sedan'.
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That Really Hot Chick
now on the Xbox Live Marketplace!
I'm still managing to laugh at all of your guys' jokes. They're so bad that they're funny.
Anyway...
Q: What did the man say to the barber?
A: "Cut my hair, please."
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was a mama chicken, and her eggs were on the same side of the road that she was on, so she didn't need to cross the road in the first place. She sat on her eggs and they hatched the next day.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"No one!"
"But that's impossible, because if no one was there, no one would've knocked."
Q: What did the man say to the psychic?
A: "Cut my hair, please."
Q: When does an elephant become upset?
A: When it gets hurt.
Q: How do you jump slap yourself in the face with a shovel while skiing inside a helicopter?
Wrong Answer: Jump and duct tape a burning chinchilla to your face and say banana!
Correct answer: throw the shovel out of the helicopter, jump out the helicopter and hit the shovel with your face!
I bought Bonnie Tylers car the other day.
Waste of money, Every now and then it falls apart
My wife just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley CD collection…
No woman, no Sky.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men..
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
A guy goes to his doctor.
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm a horse!" he exclaims.
The doctor examines him and says
"Umm, this is a very strange condition and I think you need specialist help. I know a very good consultant but he doesn't come cheap I'm afraid."
"That's ok," replies the patient. "Money's no object. I won the Grand National last week."
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
1forest1
My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery.
After a while, one said to the other, 'Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home.'
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad...
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. Anyway, have fun?
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