I read a while ago that Spike Milligan put a funny comment on his gravestone, so I was wondering: What kind of funny comments would you like to have on your little tombstones when you finally pop a circuit and die?
Here are a few ideas I was thinking of:
1. "You are bored"
2. "That hurt"
3. "#Feed the worms, tuppence a...#"
4. "I'm hungry"
5. "Care to join me?"
"At least i'm not sleeping with the fishes"
"Finally making up for all of those hours of sleep he lost staying up doing for assignments, which became the death of him anyway"
"See you in hell!" hahah ooops!
MUGGUS
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"Care to join me?" LOL hooo boy thats a good one...
"Carl Looked Up The Mine Shaft To See If The Minecart Was Coming Down. It Was." thats cool to..
But for me? Hmm...
"You thought I was ugly alive? You should see me now!" <-- my own invention, or
"To let" <-- my own also
"6 = 1, you can no-longer try to dis prove me because you can't be disrespectful to the dead!! (I win this argument)"
and yes, i have already proved that 6=1, pm me if you want proof
Pix
Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momewraths outgrabe.
I thought of another:
"I cannot come to the grave stone right now because i am dead or otherwise decomposed, please scrawl your message on the grave stone after the silence:"
Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momewraths outgrabe.
This is an actual epithaph on a grave in a Montreal cemetery:
John,
Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this Earth
Unless you feel good where you are!
"Greetings, mortals." (A popular line of mine for those who don't know)
"At 12.00 AM, under a full moon, etch a pentagram onto the soil above my grave, pour the blood of 9 people who have never commited a sin onto it, and yell my name at the top of your lungs."
"Stare at this long enough and I will possess thee."
"I'm happy being dead. Why don't you give death a try? If you are unsatisfied in any way, we undead offer a double money back guarantee."
"I told you he was gonna kill me! I bet he's after YOU as well. Flee now! Run away, and never return!"
"Here lies the greatest person that has ever lived. </sarcasm>"
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Ask me about my new miracle weight loss program!"
"The internet's harmless. No such thing as stalkers."
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
"Syntax error expected before @Tigerworks" don't ask about that one
"if you wish to write on my tombstone, please put a // in front of your comments. That's so the compiler will ignore them "
"<a href='hell.html' onRead='kill(self)'>"
...this post matched what my friend asked exactly...
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As a boy, I wanted to be a train. I didn’t realize this was unusual—that other kids played with trains, not as them.
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