YOUR QUEST: generate three video game names using the infamously outrageous Video Game Name Generator (found at videogamena.me ) and come up with a synopsis of your ridiculous idea for a game.
Here are mine:
DYNAMITE DEER HUNTER III: throw sticks of lit dynamite at deer hunters hidden in the woods. Throwing dynamite at a random bush has a high probability of hitting something. Outrageous combos, score bonuses, and etc based on the hunters' wardrobe and types of weapons.
TONY HAWK'S AXE TAKEDOWN: throw axes at lame-ass skateboarders. First-person view with a shooting gallery vibe.
UNPLEASANT HORSE RACING ON THE HIGH SEAS: Gambling on seahorse races. They totally go in random directions and go backwards and stuff. Male seahorses seem faster but may give birth mid-race, resulting in an instant disqualification.
ITALIAN DENTIST CRISIS:
An Italian dentist fights for his life with tools for dentistry combined with spaghetti nooses and meatball grenades.
THE GREAT PENGUIN FUN:
You play a penguin who wants some rad sunglasses, so has to play minigames with other penguins in order to win a pair of (fantastically rad) sunglasses.
GLOWING OCTOPUS STAIRS:
An angry birds-type game in which you try to catapult a glowing octopus up a flight of stairs to hit the italian dentist. (He's a bad man.)
Silent Acid Fight Club
A group of deaf mutes in wheel chairs start a fight club the only way they know how; Super soakers filled with acid.
Bewildering Metal XP
Customizing your mech couldn't be any easier in this role-playing tactical shooter. Just add your mech's strength, agility, charisma, divide by half of your hitpoints, multiply by your constitution mod, add your weapon combat modifiers, and subtract your save-throw. If you customize your mech incorrectly, your save game automatically deletes itself. Much success!
Wonderous Bedtime in Vegas
Shoot thrawls of imaginary sheep while dawning a onsie amidst a casino backdrop. Try your luck at the craps table while you're at it. Falling asleep has never been so much fun.
Edited by The_Antisony
ChrisD> Employer: Say, wanna see a magic trick?
ChrisD> Employee: Uhh… sure, boss.
ChrisD> Employer: Your job! It just disappeared! Pack your things and leave! Pretty good trick, huh?
Combat Baking Task Force
Cook enough muffins for the muffin cannon used to defend the city limits, before the barbarians take over! Effective AND humane! Mundane quick time events + FPS shooting.
Legend of the Trampoline Daredevils
Third-person 3D platformer. Do tricks while jumping across the country on trampolines spaced football fields apart.
Bling Bling Motorcycle Inferno
Twisted Metal + GTA on motorcycles.
Geriatric Wagon Fight
There's nothing more entertaining than watching the elderly compete in combat unless you throw a large dose of confusion into the mix. Compete as one of six over-the-hill gladiators as you desperately attempt to navigate your red-rider wagon chariot through a barrage of court room obstacles including a stenographer, a witness podium, aggitated defense lawyers, and a witness box. Use special power-ups to prolong your state of dimentia. Pull off gimp-trix that ward off court security by making them feel bad for your condition. Will your dimentia wear off before the judge rules insanity or will you come-to and be sentenced to prison?
Donkey Kong's Jetski Battalion
It's Diddy Kong Racing and Waverace with coconut guns. Buy it now, you generic consumer whorebag.
Enraged Makeout Raider
Eddy Rampage is an average, socially awkward teenager with no friends who by chance just got invited to his first house party. After awkardly introducing himself to the partygoers, he shirks off into the corner to play wallflower. Looking around the room, he realizes everyone is making out and he has absolutely no shot at landing a fly honey which sends him into a violent fit of rage. If Eddy Rampage can't get none, nobody gets none. Play as Eddy Rampage as he attempts to come between anybody with less than three feet of seperation. Get extra points for combos when you knock one couple into another and interrupt them both. Everybody knows that beating the hell out of a girl's boyfriend is the only way to win sex. C***-blocking fun for the whole family!
Legend of the Bible on the High Seas
This is your chance to reexperience history as it was meant to be. Feel like your in the shoes of a guy who threw a bible into the ocean as you attempt to throw a bible into the ocean. Score more points when the tide is high, then strap on your sandles as you attempt to run away from the horde of kingsmen who all want to see you hanged for committing blasphemy. Can you escape being crucified? God only knows.
Jamacian Bong Man
Oh, c'mon. You know what this game is about.
Don't spill the water, mon.
Edited by The_Antisony
ChrisD> Employer: Say, wanna see a magic trick?
ChrisD> Employee: Uhh… sure, boss.
ChrisD> Employer: Your job! It just disappeared! Pack your things and leave! Pretty good trick, huh?
Dead or Alive Unicorn Rider - Basically it's DOA, with it's hot chicks only where they race each other riding Unicorns.
Rock 'n' Roll Graveyard Beta - Unreleased DLC for Guitar Heroes with death metal and graveyard themed songs.
Low G Robot Beta - This one must be a browser game in a beta testing stage of a simple platformer with outlined graphics, set on a grid area, a low gravity robot must be operated from point A to point B without hitting obstacles and hazards in it's way. There is an optional bonus star to be collected in any level.
Shit, I got mostly beta versions and DLC's.
...Couldn't resist this one:
Ultimate Sloth Panic - Basically, if you know all these Super Mario Brothers 2 for NES rom hacks it is basically an ultimate version only it's main characters are sloths... Yes, they throw veggies on other safari animals, they grow and shrink in size and Wart is still the end boss in this game and appears as an angry toad who lives in the safari and he really hates sloths for some reasons.
Biblical Gun Insanity-
Join all your friends from your favorite Bible stories in an all out death match! Can you out-strafe Moses's Sub-Machine gun staff, or Adam's Apple grenades? Even more Biblical fun is to be had online! Other game modes include protecting animals while they board the ark, and fighting a giant fish while running from your calling. This game was not approved by Nintendo, but you can find it in all Christan bookstores.
Everybody Hates the Banana Dance Party-
When the Banana Dance Party comes to town doom is sure to follow. Fight hordes of party members as they try to ransack your banana supply.
Disturbing Demon Factory-
It's hard being a Demon in a 3rd world country. Disturbing working conditions, and it's hardly ever hot enough to feel comfortable. A set of mini-games that includes vice assembly, and distributing evil thoughts.
It's Super Mario. But dark... You land in one of the underworld levels and see a dead body lying there. You have to find clues and find the murderer!
Aero Dinosaur in Space
You play as a dinosaur after the comets hit Earth, and you rocketed into space. You need find another place to live, and possibly your family members as they drift through the endless void...
Robot Florist - Limited Edition
Actually I don't know what to do with this, I just thought the title sounded beautiful
Originally Posted by Akai_R You play as a dinosaur after the comets hit Earth, and you rocketed into space. You need find another place to live, and possibly your family members as they drift through the endless void...
Zany Lowrider Experience
I suppose it speaks for itself, bouncing around in your lowrider, zanily running red lights and zanily running over the elderly
Religious Spelling Onslaught
Thou shalt typeth like this, or it's inquisition time
Deep Space Wheelchair in the Dark
A tough one, the sole resident of spaceship U.S.S Tuffles, captain in a wheelchair, has to live in the dark since he cant get up and change the lightbulb. Figure the game is mostly about candles and cursing at the lamp.