I thought you kids might like this one;
The Random Advertising Slogan Generator!
Just type anything in (Thats right, anything!) and presto! A slogan for what you entered.
Great fun. Try it out!
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Monsieur, with this Cock you are really spoiling us.
My Goodness, My Cock!
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Cock Too?
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Cock
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Cock.
Ahh, the hours of fun you can have! How about these famous slogans?
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Pie? The Arse Of Paradise. (advertising Kylie Minogue and/or J-Lo)
Sweet as the Moment When the Bum Clouds Went "Pop" The Home of Crap. (applies to several American TV stations, and Channel 5)
A Day Without Boredom is Like a Day Without Sunshine. (Gotta stop visiting Daily Click!)
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Erection. (oh dear)
The Gay Bar of Confidence. (Just 150yds from the Gay Bar of Excitement!)
It's A Bit Of A Pornography. Tonight, Let It Be Wibble Wibble Ding Dong Woo-Woo.