Hundreds of posts. Bla Bla Bashing, Bla Bla Stop it. Bla Bla This sucks. Bla Bla I don't want to live anymore.
So here I say practice your quips. It's all you need to defend yourself against 'Game and Other Creation Criticising Scum' or GOCCS.
Tips : No matter how clever you are, you will eventually struggle to come up with something that doesn't make you sound like a, airquote, "lame-o". So try classics like 'Your mum!' if you are struggling.
For everyones first lesson, give me some clever, quippy responses to the following bashing comment, rather than losing your tempers or posting a gazillion articles and posts.
"tHIs gAme sux a$s. i doNt evn wOnt it neer mah a$s. gO skrew a choock U freeek!"
This first one is easy. Might I recommend a grammar quip. Good Luck.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.