Yep that's right, David Blane is 1 day, 22 hours, 45 mins and 30 secs into sitting in a glass box over the thames.
The asshole.
You can even watch it 24 hours a day, that's right! You can watch some stoned 'illusionist' doing NOTHING over a big river all day, for 44 days! You might even catch some pathetic energyless waves to kids who place bets on who can hit the box with the most stones!
What's your view on Mr. Blane?
My mate reckons that the 'water' has glucose in it, which is the bodys natural food store.
Someone also told me about the block of ice thing-he was in there most of the day, but when he felt a bit hungry he steamed up the ice so you couldn't see much, lifted up a panel in the floor, let an assistant 'double' in, and popped down to McDonalds for a big mac and fries.
To me, he's just some bloke who decided he's the next Jesus, and'll probably jump off a 6000ft cliff for his next stunt. Which will probably bring his 'career' to an end. Careering.
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Registered 23/09/2002
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7th September, 2003 at 15:35:13 -
personally i think the man is an idiot, but if he dies live on TV, that would be a turn up for the books.
apparantly the water doesn't have any additives, he's letting journalists taste it (and presumably analyse it) to make sure.
but none of them can make a playing card appear inside a popped basketball
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Anyone know when Derren Brown is doing the live Russian Roulette on Channel 4? I hope he doesn't die though. I hope David Blaine doesn't die either, but if he dies it won't be with a bullet through his head...
However, as for how he does things, I would be interested to know hoe he professes to do them. That, as well as what hobbies he has, what he gets up to at home, and what his family life was like.
It is true that the man can appear to levitate at will, anywhere, and do a million other freaky things, but these are most probably just illusions. However, IF his life has indeed consisted of ... 'interference', as Jon Smeby suggested, then chances are he's not 100% on his own in this.
Also, if that's the case, then expect him to die a very horrible and embarassing death in the middle of one of his stunts. Demons apparently get bored quickly
hehe i just heard another funny thing - after about 30s u get reaally bad dioreha when your digestion system starts to dissolve- look out below london! there wont be many fans below him cheering 'David' that week im sure
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9th September, 2003 at 07:02:07 -
favorite weirdo? THATS ME! HAR HAR HAR!
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9th September, 2003 at 10:58:31 -
no, nationalliberal, no one likes you.
chris, brown's doing his russian roulette sometime in october (14th i think). but he wouldn't be doing it if there was a risk he would die. unlike blane, he is not a total twat.
Yeah, he's talented at magic, like the one where he got a womans ring, and it appeared in a shop window. He then put newspaper against it, reached through the glass and got it out. The newspaper and glass were whole afterwards. And the one where he chucks a playing card at the car and it appears inside the glass. They do sound suspiciously like camera tricks, but i'm not sure.
However, freezing yourself, balancing and being an idiot in a cage isn't magic, it's stupidity.
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