Pie cannon.
BSOD gun (shoots windows error messages at enemys, freezing them and eventually making them lose all their work).
Big Plank with Big Nail in.
A small pink bunny that attacks enemys within a certain range with a large razor blade. It comes back like a boomerang
A sumo wrestler with plastic undies who gets sucked into Groovyland where the hippies live. He can bounce all over the place using his super plastic whitey tighties.
I spose you could have a toxic goo launcher of some sort. Fires goo that sticks to surfaces and bad guys get stuck in it and melt and stuff.
Or some kind of acid spraying weapon...that melts through walls and causes general havoc to the level.
I reckon you can never do wrong with a harpoon gun thing. You shoot it and if it hits an enemy they go with it, and it just keeps on going, collecting enemies on it's way until it hits a wall then BAM! They get pinned to the wall and severly damaged!
And of course, a razorblade shooter...fires a razorblade that bounces off walls and stuff...but can take you out too if you don't watch out!
MUGGUS
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theres this guy right, who's looking for ideas for a game he wants to make. So he asks all these people for ideas(cos hes too lazy to make up his own) on the...i dunno, completely random site, The Daily Click.
WEAPONS
The character can be armed with a keyboard, mouse, computer and internet connection.
Oh right, im being ridicules! ....this was sposeta be a platform game
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'