Theres always one big bad guy and killing him makes everything happy happy la la land.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
- everyone has some kind of problem that they can't solve by themselves (RPGs are the worst)
- to get stronger you must reach an arbitrary number of 'experience points'.
- killing a monster that inflicts poison will make it drop an antidote
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
GTA probably spawns most of the best ones...
- Guns and armour are easily found lying in the streets.
- Cops don't care if you break the speed limit or run a red lightm, just don't bump their cars!
- If you see a Spinning Skull sign on the side of the road you will be given a weapon with unlimited ammo and a get away with killing heaps of people if you kill enough.
- If you walk into water, you die
- You can steal a train with the press of a button
And out of other games...
- A warrior armed with a sword can destroy a castle made from solid rock
- People can shoot fire and lightning from their hands without doing any damage to themselves
- If you perform the right kind of dance moves you can be rewarded with weapons or invincibility.
- You can't actually go into every building you see. Often windows are decieving and unbreakable!
- When you die you do become a ghost.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Being in the epicentre of a massive explosion doesn't kill you... but you're family will deprived of some of the watermelon pieces they planned to eat tonight... poor Jimmy and his family...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
FPSs:
-you only have 2 different height positions-stand and crouch, anything slightly lower then crouch is not reachable
-(except halo) you can carry a rocket laucher, a pistol, a soviet, a sniper rifle and 10 throwing knives without slowing down or increasing in mass.
-walking into a dinner party, you can punch any number of windows and priceless vases without notice, but punch a human and everyone knows your a secret agent.
-if you perform any really acrobatic action, you will see yourself doing it rather than seeing it through your eyes
-everyone has a personal militia of look-a-like camouflaged soldiers
-in snow, soldiers wear snow camouflage, anywhere else they will wear jungle gear
-monkeys are capable of operating guns
Adventure:
-in most towns it is customary to tell anyone who passes buy, everything you know
-without saying anything, people will often answer questions that have formed in your mind
-you can get any item you desire buy entering and besting a dungeon
-currency often floats on end just above the ground
Platformers:
-all doors are colour coded to match ther keys
-most things can be acheived by pulling a red leaver
-blocks can float in the air without any support
-princesses are often getting kidnapped by giant turtle-dragon hybrids and can only be rescued by one unarmed person rather than the military
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
About the two stances, actually America's Army, a free FPS, has three stances: Stand, Prone, and Crawl. Also, if you've ever played that game, you will probably change your mind about only needing two guns.
Project Progress:
1.: Droid Runner (5% Complete)
Finishing Up Game Engine
i played it and thought it sucked, so i got rid of it
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Yeah, America's army sucked, and it was almost impossible for a dial-up user to beat the levels. Why should I have to enter an online code to save my progress? The best thing was shooting the seargent on the first level, then getting shoved in a shitty little prison cell. Oh yeah, here's another one:
-It is possible to be reincarnated in different parts of the world, as long as you have hit a checkpoint.
-Randomly, everything is destroyed when a master force presses the power button.
-You are reincarnated from the power destruction by going to a save point.
-Everything is much easier than it looks.
Remember, there's a little darkness in all of us... we just express it best.
--Ragnarok Games
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Registered 23/09/2002
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30th December, 2003 at 10:57:18 -
same here. halo rules, however.
anyway, some pearls of wisdom from metal gear solid 2:
- eating food makes you feel better and can stop you bleeding
- it is possible to hide a box about your person, unfolding it when necessary in a split second and then fit snugly underneath it, concealing you existence from anyone else
- no one can see more than 2 feet in front of their noses, even when wearing IR goggles
- generals regularly encourage their men to look around the room during the middle of speaches
- to get any information whatsoever you must first endure either the whinings of your menstral girlfriend or some random bullshit from a pansy geek
- if you hold up a man for more than a minute he will decide to take his chances and try and shoot you regardless
- swords can block bullets
- vampires exist
- stories lose all relevance very quickly
- you end up just not caring about anything
-If lightning strikes a tree, there will be a Sword of Fire inside.
-Don't worry about the napalm, you'll escape with no burn marks.
-If you kick someone, they'll burst into flame.
-If you have your army kill 1000 peasants, you'll suddenly learn how to use a bow.
-Going to the right school can teach you how to make wolves appear out of thin air, but only once per day.
-You'll aways know when you're in danger, just listen for the music change.
-You can read fat tomes in less than a second.
-A professinal sports team will always accept someone with no experience to be their coach.
-You can change equipment without moving your arms.
-Driving into a balloon can make a shield around your kart.
-All marines say the exact same thing.
-If a priest says some crazy words, he can make your sworn enemy want to work for you.
-Your new hat can let you walk through walls.
-If you don't know where your enemy is, you can always look on their screen.
-If someone is hit by a bazooka, all they'll say is "Ow"
-There's always a way to win, just as long as you're playing against the computer.
-Time never passes when you're in town.
-You can change it between night and day by playing a tune.
Darmani the strong, Darmani the brave, Darmani the.......................idiot who fell off a cliff!
I gotta steal that Sword of Fire in tree bit... that's RPG gold Jerry... GOLD!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
-From my game, Asia Travel -Lite-, you may learn a litlle about geography, som countries, where they are and their capitols (even if some of them isn't really correct placed out)
-And everything you find around you will help you wheither wich problem you have.
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