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Buster

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9th January, 2004 at 06:27:07 -

I'm bored. entertain me. here they are:

1. Is it impossible for a 2D character to enter the 3rd dimension?

2. If you had 49 cents what would you buy?

3. Is it possible to fly with only 1 wing?

4. Would you rather be a pirate or eskimo?

5. Does the world really rotate or is everyone just really dizzy?

6. If someone was throwing cats at you what would you do?

7. If you got the chance to swim in a pool filled with anything you wanted what would it be?

8. If you had to have one part of your body removed what would it be?

9. Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?

10. How many minutes of your life did you waste answering these questions?


 

ShadowCaster

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9th January, 2004 at 06:38:24 -

1. Yes; i.e. the monsters in Duke Nukem 3D, they were 2D in a 3D space.
2. Half a litre of petrol.
3. Organic things: no, man-made things: yes.
4. Who doesnt want to be a pirate anyway?
5. If you dont want to take their word for it, I suggest you become an astrologist to find out the truth.
6. Sell the cats back for a profit.
7. Naked women... Did that really need to be said outloud?
8. My hair.
9. Violence never solved anything; when in trouble you should dial 000 for police assistance.
10. 2.

Mike

 
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Ashman

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9th January, 2004 at 06:38:41 -

1. Depends... have you ever seen the movie Tron?

2. I'd buy 50c worth of snakes and ask for change to freak out the Milk Bar lady.

3. Yes, but you just fly in circles.

4. Pirate... "Arg Matey, ye polar bears bite thee igloos and thar scurvy hides say 'Mmm crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside'"

5. Ask me again when I sober up.

6. I'd flash back to that classic Simpsons episode and die a happy man with cats clawing my skin off.

7. Chocolate sprinkles or melting marshmallow... think about the possibilities of either of those and then try to swim in a normal pool again... so not happening!

8. I'd have one eye removed so I could finally have an excuse for why I keep tripping over shit.

9. Just say some homey prick wastes your fly girl... the quip possibilities are endless... "An eye for an eye"... ummm... ok then just imagine you could be like the Cyclops X-men guy!

10. At least 3.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Buster

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9th January, 2004 at 06:42:04 -

Ha Ha, great answers both of you.

 

Nickstudios



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9th January, 2004 at 08:25:23 -

If I had the chance to swim in anything it would be Jell-O i've always wondered what that'd be like.

 
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Ashman

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9th January, 2004 at 08:30:21 -

It's called Jelly you twat!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Cazra

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9th January, 2004 at 08:52:36 -

1. I've seen 2D sprites used in 3D games for scenery. E.G. Banjo Kazooie. On Mumbo's Mountain, the seaweed underwater is 2D.

2. Something with a dragon motif on Ebay

3.Have you heard of gliders?

4.Arr...A pirate's life for me. ARRR!!!

5. If the Earth suddenly stopped rotating, we'd all become really dizzy.

6. Like my kitty, I'd pet them, stroke them, make them feel happy after the mean person was treating them wrong...

7.ice cream! Wait... In order to swim in it, the ice cream would have to be liquid, but to be liquid it would have to melt and it'll be warm and warm ice cream tastes bad and I just forced myself to make a runon sentence!

8. toenails

9. It would be cool until you get expelled from school for melting the teacher.

10.I didn't look at the time that I started this.Lol!

 
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Nickstudios



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9th January, 2004 at 09:06:31 -

Ashman there's something in the US called Jell-o you twat

 
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9th January, 2004 at 10:18:42 -

1. Is it impossible for a 2D character to enter the 3rd dimension?

-What SC just said?

2. If you had 49 cents what would you buy?

-Hmm... I would get a life if they was so cheap.

3. Is it possible to fly with only 1 wing?

-Sephirot is "One winged angel" in FF7 so why not?

4. Would you rather be a pirate or eskimo?

-Eskimo (My avatar is snowflake)

5. Does the world really rotate or is everyone just really dizzy?

-I am really dizzy, I don't know if others are.

6. If someone was throwing cats at you what would you do?

-I would go to help him.

7. If you got the chance to swim in a pool filled with anything you wanted what would it be?

-Hard. Very hard. Money? Maybe... Candys? No! Womans? Hmmm... Maybe... Aaarrghh! Ask something easier!

8. If you had to have one part of your body removed what would it be?

- If I would be Ashman I said penis, because he hasn't it. Anyway, my ears, they are enough big to me

9. Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?

- Yes, but that would be cooler if I had x-ray sight.

10. How many minutes of your life did you waste answering these questions?
- 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375

 

Nick of All Trades

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9th January, 2004 at 11:30:00 -

Please read my stupid answers:

1. A paralelle universe with two space dimensions would probably not be able to be populated. But yes, I guess.

2. I would change it to (49/<3> kronor, and buy a pillow.

3. I don't know, I haven't tried.

4. I think I would prefer an eskimo, because I don't take others property.

5. I am pretty sure it does, then what cause night and day?

6. I would probably talk to the police and get the cats arrested.

7. Ideas

8. My glasseyes

9. Yes, I wouldn't need to get lost in the darkness.

10. I don't know, but I ate dinner bbefore I answered Q7.

 
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Karnage [Ragnarok Games]



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9th January, 2004 at 12:00:37 -

1. No, check the sonic games for details.
2. Hmmm... I'd beg for a cent, then play a round of Time Crisis 2 at the arcade, because I'm two lazy to buy a PS2 light gun.
3. No, it's more like hovering in the same place.
4.Pirate. "Argggh, mateys! Give me your finest eskimo maidens, a shelter, a pint of brandy, and some penguins to quell the parrot resistance!"
5. I'd tell you, but it's a lot of astronomy. And i got a C in astronomy.
6. Sell the alive ones on ebay, and donate some to families. Coat te dead ones in poison and throw 'em back!
7. Hot fudge and melted marshmallows. That would be good. I personally like all the answers... just imagine, swimming with a bunch of naked ladies in chocolate-marshmallow flavor jello... that would be pretty nice. Well, actually, screw the jello, and replace that with ice cream.
8. My nipples. Men don't need 'em.
9. Hell yeah! I could threaten teachers, assholes, muggers, fry food witout a deep fryer, sell myself out as a bodyguard, or anything else I wanted.
10. 15 minutes, taking continuous breaks.

 
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9th January, 2004 at 14:32:40 -

Yay I wanna answer too:

1) What Shadowcaster said
2) We use liras in our country(Turkiye)and you could buy a bubble gum
3) Maybe in the future that is
4) Pirate, I could see te world(at the sea)
5) I have no idea...
6) I would throw back dogs at them(maybe pitbulls that is )
7) Like Shadowcaster said(what else would you really want anyway)
8 ) Not my penis(I need it more than any part of my body)I like me!
9) I agree with Pyry()
10) 29700 ss seconds which equals to 5 min.

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Karnage [Ragnarok Games]



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9th January, 2004 at 16:52:18 -

Oh yeah, 000 for police? In America, it's 911.

 
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Pete Nattress

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9th January, 2004 at 17:31:12 -


1. Is it impossible for a 2D character to enter the 3rd dimension?
doom, GTA, etc, have 2d sprites in a 3d world.

2. If you had 49 cents what would you buy?
i'd keep it for the novelty of having foreign money! maybe i'd even try to con some dozy shop assisstant into thinking it's english money (like people often do to me)

3. Is it possible to fly with only 1 wing?
how would you know?

4. Would you rather be a pirate or eskimo?
pirates get shot and eskimos freeze their balls off.

5. Does the world really rotate or is everyone just really dizzy?
eleven.

6. If someone was throwing cats at you what would you do?
take them to the RSPCA home and call the thrower a naughty person.

7. If you got the chance to swim in a pool filled with anything you wanted what would it be?
i don't get this one. naked ladies, marshmallows etc are all very nice but would you really be able to swim in them? water is a much more viable alternitive.

8. If you had to have one part of your body removed what would it be?
errr...

9. Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?
no. it would be highly inconvenient.

10. How many minutes of your life did you waste answering these questions?
too many.

 
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AndyUK

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9th January, 2004 at 19:43:45 -

1. id say no because characters generally dont move between 2d and 3d do they?
2. nothing unless i was in the usa or elswhere that uses cents
3. i dont bloody know, stop asking stupd questions, well you did warn me
4. a swashbuckling pirate mate.
5. both probably
6. dodge them.
7. something alcoholic probably
8. my third leg, its a pain sometimes.
9. not for the person you're shooting at, id do a lot of it.
10 i didnt count, at a rough guess about 30

 
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Muggus

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11th January, 2004 at 19:02:53 -

1. Is it impossible for a 2D character to enter the 3rd dimension?
Well i'm only 2D...well that's my bra size anyway

2. If you had 49 cents what would you buy?
Half a root from the hooker who lives down the road. Cause I heard she's a buck for a fu...ummm i'd better not say that!

3. Is it possible to fly with only 1 wing?
Yes...it's called marajuana

4. Would you rather be a pirate or eskimo?
Well I already am I pirate, but just in a different way.

5. Does the world really rotate or is everyone just really dizzy?
The world rotates around me...sheesh!

6. If someone was throwing cats at you what would you do?
Smile and make a comment something along the lines of "This is my most pussy i've ever had"

7. If you got the chance to swim in a pool filled with anything you wanted what would it be?
Molten gold...so I can coat peoples members in it

8. If you had to have one part of your body removed what would it be?
My balls, then I won't feel so paranoid when doing it unprotected.

9. Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?
Nah, overated. Xray vision would be so much better.

10. How many minutes of your life did you waste answering these questions?
None...i don't have a life!


 
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13th January, 2004 at 03:05:24 -

1. Is it impossible for a 2D character to enter the 3rd dimension?

www.2dcharactorsdonotexist.com


2. If you had 49 cents what would you buy?

www.Afreakin'cow.com

3. Is it possible to fly with only 1 wing?

www.Cheatphysics.com

4. Would you rather be a pirate or eskimo?

www.Peoplewithswordsandskies.com

5. Does the world really rotate or is everyone just really dizzy?

Wha?

6. If someone was throwing cats at you what would you do?

Through them back at them.
www.catapult.com

7. If you got the chance to swim in a pool filled with anything you wanted what would it be?

Anything flamable

8. If you had to have one part of your body removed what would it be?

The fist growing out of my head.

9. Wouldn't it be cool if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?

But I can.

10. How many minutes of your life did you waste answering these questions?

Enough for me two want to hit you.

 
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Keatonian



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13th January, 2004 at 05:19:45 -

1. Just look at Paper Mario! Obviously no.

2. 49 cents? A cow. Thats easy Man.

3. depends on the wing. If it is 4 times
the size of the body, yes, with some effort.

4.Eskimo, Pirate, whats the difference.
They both live on the south pole and sail
the high seas with peglegs and large coats.

5.Yes and yes. Wait, Oops. Um, I think its
all Muggus's fault!

Muggus: Huh?

6.Beat the sense out of him. Wait, they already
have no sense. How about the crap. His dung will
coat the pavement for MILES!

7.Jello for sure. Green, with a hint of the
blood from 1000 virgins. I'm a little picky
though, most would settle for 999.

8.EEKKK!!! Don't remove anything! I need
everything! I guess, my right pinky fingernail.
Just do it while I'm asleep, k?

9.Yeah! I'd be like Pew Pew, and they would be
like Ow Ow! And then they would DIE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

10.3-4

 
-Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant-

An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.

Ashman

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13th January, 2004 at 06:57:25 -

Please stop talking Keatonian, I'm allergic to lame posts! Thank you.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Muggus

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13th January, 2004 at 20:43:24 -

...he's not talking...he's typing







 
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Buster

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13th January, 2004 at 21:13:20 -

X)

 

Ashman

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14th January, 2004 at 00:42:16 -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just realised how much crap ole Keatonian could have given me for my last post... it's like a comeback goldmine and yet here we are with nothing but Muggus and Buster -ing

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden
   

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