It's kinda strange how it's the nerds and the bimbos who watch too many teen movies think that us geeks don't have a life. I mean, look at Muggus and Neo... they seem to have done off well enough. No flaming intended.
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A little something I picked up from a geek I dated 2 years ago who resented being called a nerd...
Nerd = social retard
Geek = technically adept person
Technically, a geek can be a nerd, but not necessarily.
Technically adept social retard = nerd
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Ha, that's a very funny argument. One of those well flawed arguments that sounds like it makes sense. Like that babel fish theory by Douglas Adams.
The babel fish couldn't possably have evolved with the ability to translate every single language into the universal language, so it must've been an act of God.
God says, "I can not live on proof alone. For proof lacks faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
Man says, "The babel fish is sure proof that you exist, so by your own logic, you do not."
"Oh no," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." and he disappears in a puff of logic.
The flaw to your argument Defenestrator, is that you must realize what it is that you are teaching people by embarrassing them. It is true that people learn the most when they're embarrassed, but the question it, what do they learn? There are a series of things such people learn, which you may not have intended to teach them, such as:
*Stay as far away as possible from defenestrator at all times.
*No matter how hard you try to be a useful contribution to the world, some dipshit will still find something small to pick on. So forget about stopping the hole in the ozone layer, and check your teeth, hair, skin, and breath. Then proceed to check that your clothing matches the clothing everyone else is wearing, and make sure that it is to the same extent of hygene as the rest of the croud. No cleaner no messier. Proceed to run each word you say through your head several times to make sure there is no double meanings, or points of weakness. Any other projects you intended to carry out can wait until this procedure is complete.
*No matter how hard you try to be flawless, you are still flawed. Give up, kill yourself. A flawed person is no good to anyone.
I guess I'm a greedy selfish person. You see, in such a situation, I'd say, "Dude, there's something between your teeth. You might like to get it out before someone else notices." Mainly because I value thier respect and friendship, and know that a little favor given freely, can sometimes be returned double.
Which means, that if we ever got into a fight, there'd be like one flawless guy on your side, desparate to be loved. (Though he'd never say that, because when you're a flawless male, "desparate" and "loved" are words you can only use when refering to food.) On my side, there'd be like five or six guys, who need another reminder to get the corn out from thier teeth.
It's not how much corn is between your teeth that makes you happy, it's how much respect others give you. If respect was given unconditionally, sure people may have to be told when they've got corn between thier teeth, but it wouldn't matter. That's what life is like with my friends, and we're happy. Happiness is all that matters isn't it? Even deluded happiness. You know the saying, "It's better to have had happiness and lost happiness, than to be within earshot of Defenestrator."
BTW, if you want to learn via humiliation, I'll do my best. I'm not very good at it, but I'll see what I can do:
I noticed you referred to your extreme sexiness as a mental disorder. Is that because that ugly mug of an aviator is you, and you find it sexy?
Is that what you meant? I'm having trouble understanding, because sexyness is referred to in looks, and mental disorder is referred to as something in the mind. So either your sexy looks are in your mind, or...
I can't think of another option, unless you really are sexy. Though if that's the case, who is that picture of on your aviator, and why have you chosen to show the community a picture of him, instead of a well posed sexy picture of yourself? Or even a poorly posed sexy picture of yourself. I mean, if you're extreemly sexy, the angle shouldn't matter right? You know, if you're sexy enough, just a photo of your baby toe should get the girls going all runny.
I mean why would you want a picture of that ugly fuckwit, who is having trouble finding his left ear? Where did you get that picture from anyway? www.uglyfuckingbastaredswhocantfindthierear.com?
Go to the site where you downloaded that pic, and tell who ever is in that pic that they havn't yet found thier ear, so there is no reason to give the camera the thumbes up.
I mean, holy shit, that dude looks like he's been beaten to death with an ugle stick, you know. I reakon that's a dead body, due to the severe beating, and that hand from out the side is the doctors, showing all the medical students where the corpses ear has been relocated to.
Infect forget the ugly stick, this guy was hit by an ugly truck. Not one of those regular trucks, but one of them really ugly ones. You know, like that grader truck. You know that truck? This guy looks like he has been hit by a grader, travelling full speed.
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I dunno, if Jon was asking and looking for some girl tips and conversations then I'd have figured that Defenestrator was sticking up for him against all the naysayers who dare not go outside because they're married to their computers at the age of 16. If that's true then I'm not sure why he's attacking Defenestrator now. But I'd have to agree with Defenestrator. You need to stand up and walk around a bit away from your computer for a while. For me, I go to work and I visit my brother at his apartment every now and again. And then I meet girls along the way.
Hey Chamzel, I wasn't really needing tips so much as wouldn't mind hearing any I don't already know. Anyway, how is your love life? I'm more keen to hear your stories than to tell you mine.
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You guys take things far too seriously. Here, you can hang out on the computer for at least 6 hours a day and get a girlfriend/boyfriend easily enough. Anyone who's already in a relationship would realise that it's highly over-rated. Relationships cost time and money to one or both sides (though I'm benefitting financially from mine ).
I guess that's partly why everyone's so pissed off with the whole topic. Everyone wants a gf/bf but never had one. Reminds me of the time I was 15...
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My view on the whole thing on the Kliker/women thing is that there's a time and a place for all things.
As far I know most, Klikers are in their mid/early teens...13-16...where it's this make or break thing with members of the opposite sex. In other words you either make an open effort to try and bond them, and ultimately have a partner...or you simply chose to not really pay attention to them, thus leaving it for later on in life.
The latter is option is probably what I chose, of course I consider myself lucky with the women...but enough about me...
I think alot of Klikers will chose the latter option, even without actually making an actual concious decision. And I think this is mainly due to the preoccupation of the Kliking past time, and video games themselves. I mean, sure, you may come across girls in your travels and may form relationships with them...and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's usually not the intention of people in this situation to actively go out in search of a 'partner'...especially at a younger age.
The former option is more of something saved for those who's main social activities revolve around such things as sports and activities that can be done outside the confines on ones home...ie parties, working part time jobs.
Sure, alot of Klikers share these situations and this tends to be more familiar way of getting aquantied with members of the opposite sex, and bonding with them.
For most, this kind of situations don't happen until later on in the teen years. Alot of it also depends on your peers/friends.
Anyway...I forget what my original point here was, but I think it's easily noted that Klikers are not limited to one stereotype. Alot of us see Kliking as a calling and a serious commitment at the time and a meaningful relationship with a member of the opposite sex is not something that can be tolerated...and on the other hand some Klikers have good social bases and get along with members of the opposite sex without letting their hobby get in the way.
I've been in both situations through my 9 years of Kliking...and they both have their advantages and disadvantages...it's kind of like a passing phase thing than anything...some grow out of things and learn that there is more to life than just Kliking and video games...some grow out of it quicker than others. But growing up isn't always as fun as it sounds. Losing innocence is an under-rated thing.
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Nice post muggus! This thread is getting good! Now, how about some true stories, or is that too much to ask? Eh, opinions are almost as good as stories, sometimes better. Keep em coming guys.
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If you don't need help and advice, don't ask for it, or stories.
You should really leave posts like this to discuss about women to those who are actively seeking help with breaking their fears and trying to get hooked up, if you know what I mean.
But hey, if you really did need help, I'd be more than happy to share with you my stories. Not for your personal self-pleasure.
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