1st Attempt to translate message:"G'day Mate! Bonzer Aus Day to all you Aussies! It's a beaut day. Who's putting some snags on the barbie this arvo then?"
Good day! Happy Australia Day to all you Australians! It's a beautiful day. Who's putting some ribs on the barbecue this evening then?
I think I got it right. If I didn't, ah well. Happy Australia Day everyone.
Oh yeah, Australia Day rocks... it celebrates when England dumped it's scum of society on Aboriginal turf, then kick the poor Aboriginals asses, stole their land, and then triggered a chain of events which gets Australia blamed for the taking of the Aboriginal land when it was England.
Yeah, I feel really compelled to celebrate!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.