Hi everyone. I'm sort of bored, so I decided to start a forum post where you post RANDOM THINGS. I will start now!
"If you eat Mexican food, your head will implode, and then it will launch into space, causing the ozone layer to explode, causing a bunch of Alien Chinchillas to come down from the vast tree of space and do a freaky hampster gig on top of a giant bannana."
Alright, now think random thoughts!
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
If too many baby mushrooms were to gather around the corpse of a dead baby monkey and chant the words 'dead monkey' 1000 times in perfect harmony, then the dead baby monkey would have its life restored.
Viddy A ClockWork Orange, Droogs...
Goddamn you to hell 'Newbie' DC Rating... Go up, UP DAMN YOU!
What would happen if you'd slingshot a rolled up paper ball containing a molecule of napalm?
It says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." That means if I come without my pants on, they'd be forced to serve me.
I cheese had a name, what would it be?
Dear old lady,
I have kidnapped your dog.
Place $100 under the tree to
get him back. You will not
who I am. You will not find
him. Resistance is futile.
Sincerely, Calvin
Darmani the strong, Darmani the brave, Darmani the.......................idiot who fell off a cliff!
Oh Evil Space Penguins from Mars,
May your ships come above from the stars!
Hear our cry oh mighty Space Penguins of Vigilance,
Watch over fools whom don't believe you with thier ignorance.
Please, oh penguins, show us the way,
Whether it is June, March, or May!
Ok, so you happen to not be true,
at least i still have my ability to rhyme.
Games currently in "the works":
Moonrise
My Fantasy (dieing dream)
Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool)
Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!)
....................
www.phil-con.com baby!
Yes, well, I'd rather eat myself drunk on cheesecake and ham, good sir.
Pass me some Crumpets & Scones, eh my dear Monkey? Yes, yes, I know you can go anywhere, just send me the damned tea! Spank thou.
Ah, Yes, the exo-skeleton of the dolphins are rather tigth around my heels, I'd better get some SPAM SPAM SPPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAM!!!!
Yes yes, it is so, yes, quite rather certainly really undeniably definitely indeed.
And now, to save the world! TO THE SKIES!
ONWARD! For great justice!!
AND CHEESE!
And also, THE PENGUINS, OF DOOOooOOoOo000M!!! THE ASSASSIN PENGUINS!!!
Onward! To glory and CHEESE!!!!
Yes! It is, so indeed, and rather quite not so much banans than the last coming of Jebus, and a bit more of the exuberance, please. The last portion was a bit Insubstantial.
Agreed, it certainly was, my good sir. Appalling!!! Now, that was a bir rude, my obtuse sir. Or bagurr. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Hello, and welcome to the N3wZ.
Today, a fat person, who claimed himself to be the son of Elvis(which is kind of rubbish, since we all know Elvis left earth long ago on a flying Goat with umbrellas insted of horns), ate the whole bank of the Ham-. And not the -Sters. Yes, so it is.
Okay, moving on, today there was a explosion in a mall in the southwestern parts of the northeaster parts of Italy. One American survived.
Moving on. President Bush announced that the US has declared war on Sweden, because they didn't send him meatballs on his birthday... What? I get message. Someone set us up the bomb. Oh no. Message appear. You have no chance to rubberducky, make your newspaper. Hahahahaha. Oh no. Haha. Oh no. Ha. oh.. Shut up. Haha.
This just came inn: OMFG TH3 W0rlD Izz InnN CrZiZ! W3 ARE GIONG oT DAI!!!1111!!!!one!!1one!!!1111!!
Well, that all for tonight, and have a god-damn bloody awful day. No, thank you.
The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
MY EVIL SPACE PENGUINS WILL DESTROY ALL YOU IMPUDENT FOOLS!!! HOW DARE YOU PUT ANYTHIN BEFORE THEM YOU MORTALS!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN IN URANUS!!!
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Games currently in "the works":
Moonrise
My Fantasy (dieing dream)
Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool)
Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!)
....................
www.phil-con.com baby!
I told 2 girls that I programmed them to...
1. Cross the Street and Beable to not get hit by cars even though they go at 600mph.
2. Not know they're robots.
Et bien, Chris Branch, Est-ce que tu peux parler la langue de la francais? Ca c'est la "sex" non?
NOOO, for the love of God, NOOO, NOT FRENCH!!
WG, I am the true penguin master! My assassin penguins will kick your robot penguins´ ass!!! Indeed, they will, eh my Random person thingy? Yessss, they wilzzz... Well, there ya got it.
The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
Dodos can't hold lightsabers and Armadillos are too slow. And Simen, your assassin penguin are weak, I have Robot Jedi Penguins in Power Armour! Ha! You cannot beat me!
Fools! Only ninja penguins with robotic hands can use lightsabers. IMHO, ninja dragons are still better. They should make a kiddie show about that - NINJA DRAGONS vs NINJA ROBOTIC PENGUINS!
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
NOOOOO!! Space Penguins forever! Why? They could morph all of you into thier Blob-Mutant-Slaves from their space ships! It wouldn't matter what you are, you'll always be a blob-mutant! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No, really, I have like a kajillion stuffed penguins on my shelf. I've been collecting since I was about 4! The count (last time I counted) is at 54! BEAT THAT YOU IGNORANT FOOLS!
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Games currently in "the works":
Moonrise
My Fantasy (dieing dream)
Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool)
Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!)
....................
www.phil-con.com baby!
Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
20th April, 2004 at 01:56:59 -
Sometimes the facts that are not known are gay. Too be a tripod pillow can help easily while including the email attachments and ilongated figures. Bewarned of the pinapple driven elephant carts.
Gruzzum: My avatar is actually a digital interpretation of what I would look like if I did a self portrait of myself if I were a wierd looking robot thing.
Hope that answers your question.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
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