Here at Teapot Labs we are dedicated to making your life easier. Here is one time-saving tip for all you boys and girls out there:
How to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath
Hello there, with the recent invention of hot running water, do you ever have trouble finding the motivation to remove your person from an oh-so comfortable warm bath ?
Well fear no more, as Teapot Labs have found this fool-proof solution, so simple even a woman could do it!:
Step 1: Remove the plug from the bath.
Step 2: Throw the plug to the other side of the room (please note that plug may be too heavy for a woman, if so, ask a man to do it for you).
Well there you have it. Simple, isn't it? But don't listen to me, listen to our satisfied customers:
Teapot's solution for how to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath saved my skin from early wrinkles!
Miss Kettle (receptionist)
After a tough day of cleaning and cooking, i like to relax and unwind with a nice warm bath. Now thanks to Teapot's solution for how to get out of an oh-so comfortable warm bath I don't stay in that bath for longer than I have to!
Now you need to invent a 'how to do' for getting INTO an oh-so confortable warm bath without feeling the oh-so uncomfortable ass tingling sensations which I get enough of when going to the toilet.
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'
I usually count down from 30 to 0, then say 'End task' and turn off both taps at the same time. Then I step out and immediately turn off the bathroom fan so the steam can keep me warm for a little longer.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
How about the Teapot Labs: How to get out of your girlfriends parents oh-so comfortable bed before they come home?
That's gotta be the most useful advice you could ever get.
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you would run into problems if your plug was attached to the bath by a chain or some string.
but if a woman can run a bath which involves lifting and putting the plug in place to stop the water draining and turning the taps on and off, throwing it across the room wouldnt be so troublesome.
What about a Warming Up the cold toilet seat always wanted a nice fix for that
And a Finding the TV remote article, if you invented that, youd make millions
The bathtubs I've seen don't have plugs that can be pulled off, but instead have a mechanism of some sorts where you turn a knob or flip a switch and a door opens or closes to allow the water to drain or stop the water from draining.
Darmani the strong, Darmani the brave, Darmani the.......................idiot who fell off a cliff!
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Though I guess no women visit here to read that, anyway 
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