Wait a minute, I see a paradox there, where if you ate yourself, you'd just disappear into nothing, and you wouldn't be able to shit yourself out, maybe you'd turn into a black hole, where everything around you just gets sucked in and vanishes. My head hurts.
I would go Scary Movie 3 style and eat a hot dog, and THEN I would eat myself.
Wise sayings:
"A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice."
"Do unto others as you want done unto you."
"An idea is nothing without effort."
"HOLY CRAP!"
The eating itself is an impossible action; something will always be left from you (like mouth... duh!).
...and I HATE donuts... hope that didn't hurt anybody or get wandering: "what the hell is that weirdo eating then?"
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Beware, be alert, prepare to defend yourself, or just run for your lives(!), because
JarmoNator has entered the building... (see avatar)
that dark human beast is almost unstoppable, invincible and totally gone CRAZY!
Hmmmm... I think... I think...
Yup. I would eat myself.
(don't ask for the long explaination)
-Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant-
An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.