Hey, I'm a fake verson of Ashman, today I will show you exactly why I think Pete Nattress should be deleted or at least be stripped of his admin powers.
I dont know what Shadowcaster was smoking when he decided to make Pete and admin.
Let's look at the evidence. First of all lets take a visit to his website which appears at the bottom of all his posts. http://www.pnattress.plus.com/
Now, many times I've seen some other admin ban another member or delete another post with the excuse: 'This is a family site'.
I'm not sure what kind of fucked up family this site is suited for, but I sure as hell know I wouldn't want my kids seeing links to gay child porn websites, and I definetly wouldn't tell grandma about the different varieties of human shit.
Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself.
Well look at mr professional admin now? or should I say professional dickeater.
Moving on to see pete bash obese people. A section of his website titled "FATWATCH", heres what its about:
"FATWATCH is all about showing hilarious pictures of the dangerously obese. But we need your help to make it work! Take a camera into town, set it to Landscape mode, hang around outside McDonalds and soon enough, you'll have a whole album of the bastards to send to us."
Last but not least pete makes fun of a serious issue. Wives getting beaten by drunk husbands.
In his game titled "Virtual Wife" you interact with this 'virtual wife'. You have the following options:
"Slap the bitch"
"Shag her"
"Send her shopping"
As I mentioned before the Daily click is apperantly a family site. Unless you want every member to go home and beat the shit out of their kids and wives I suggest you ban and possibly murder Pete Matress. He is a sick bastard and obviously a pedophile.
Thats about all from his website. But lets take a rest to see what we have so far.
*Pete is gay.
*Pete hates homosexuals.
*Pete hates fat people.
*Pete is obcessed with shit.
*Pete steals from other websites.
*Pete supports women beating. (possible because he cant beat anyone else)
If I posted that any of that shit at the Daily Click I know for a fact that I would be banned. No doubt about it.
There is no way you cant tell me that isn't true. So why should pere still be a member?
But of corse, that isn't all my evidence, that was just from his website.
I'm still confused as why he was chosen to be an admin in the first place. The Daily Click is a site dedicated to game creation. The admins should be skilled at doing so. Its like letting a criminal become cheif of police. Pete has absolutly no skill at making games. How is he suppose to contribute and help people when he cant create games? Just take a look at any of them to see what I mean.
It seems the only thing does as an admin is lock posts. There is not one post that he has locked that is worse than the stuff he does. Everytime he sees a post that seems like people are having fun he locks it, Even one time he locked a post because he clamied "he was bored with it" What kind of selfish stupid reason is that! What about everybody else? you stupid bastard.
Okay, Please think before you delete this. You could be deleting a Pete, and saving the world from this sick sick man.
Thanks.
"Please, Mr Simpson, you do not have anything I have not seen before... What the hell is that?"
PS: Thanks to the fake me for saying "Hey, I'm a fake version of Ashman". Yeah they'll never suspect it was me or anything lol.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Honestly...im appauled by his behaviour, I had never seen his website until now and I have seen some of the abusive posts in the past....this guy is a nut, I havent spoke out about this issue before because I didnt think anyone else really cares, as this 'imposter' ashman points out ITS A FAMILY SITE...honestly we dont need this shit, if Ashman was fired from his admin job because of mentioning the incredibly hard to beleive size of his penis, and pete doesn't get banned for talking about beating bitches, eating poo and picking on fat people theres somthing wrong here.
I know... my schlong is amazing isn't it... oh wait that wasn't the point was it...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Compelling arguement to say the least. The real question here is...who is this imposter Ashman? Is he some kind of clone of the real Ashman, but only one eighth his size...or someone or something more sinister!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
i happen to go to the same school as pete nattress, i even talk to him on messenger... *shudders* hes a complete ****.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
25th July, 2004 at 09:44:58 -
damn! you've outted me! oh god, it's all true, i'm a gay homophobe, i beat women, i plagarize and i think fat people should be shot!(plus i'm a paedophile)
i have actually been waiting for this for quite a while. i love people with no sense of humour, who don't understand sarcasm, and who don't read pages properly. shall i run through your handy bullet point list?
*Pete is gay
well, i'm not, obviously if you think posting a couple of men kissing on my site automatically makes me gay, you're an idiot. and even if i were, so what? aren't gays allowed to be admins here?
*Pete hates homosexuals
Gee, i must do since i'm gay. the "poofs" page was NOT written by me as i say at the START and END of it VERY CLEARLY. also, that and the gay card generator are blatantly parodies of the schoolyard "you're gay" insult, if you see them differently (i.e. you think i'm being serious) then please engage your sense of humour. i'm not a homophobe, i just find people who are (such as yourself) amusing to say the least.
*Pete hates fat people
dislike rather than hate, i explain my reasons for this very clearly on those pages. plus there's that humour thing again.
*Pete is obcessed with shit
CRIME OF THE CENTURY! quick, fetch goebells.
*Pete steals from other websites
well, if you READ (seem to be forgetting to do that don't you) i do actually give the sources i use full credit, again, at the top and bottom of the pages.
*Pete supports women beating
god, we really need that sense of humour switched on don't we. i admit it may be a bit naughty to have a game like that, tehe, but if you seriously think i support woman beating, god help you.
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTS, THE POINT TO END ALL POINTS:
my website is not on DC. it is not a subsidary of DC. it is not associated with DC. it has nothing to do with DC at all. whatever i do outside of DC is my own business. i do not post anything of my website on DC, just a link to it. my website is my own area. quite frankly it's stupid to even suggest that because of what i do outside of DC i'm not allowed to be an admin here. it's stupendous idiocy. i have already spoken to shadowcaster about this and he laughed it off, so, sorry if you think my website's crap (quite a few people like it, horrifying i know), but i'm not going to be "fired" because of it.
also, re: your point about me being crap at making games. yeah it's true, i never professed any different, but being a good game creator has nothing to do with my administrative abilities. i don't see other admins like Wong, Shab or Shadowcaster creating brilliant games either.
anyway, thanks for this, i've always wanted a chunky piece of hatemail, and now i have it!
this is, without a doubt, the most stupid thing ive ever read.
I'd like to know how pete is a bad admin here, as from what ive seen, hes a good admin, and the reasons stated above have NOTHING to do with this site.
At the news of a respected TDC admin being exposed for the vile hypocrite that he is, we received thousands of letter of complaint. Here is the most emotionally charged letter we received:
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DEAR RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE DAILY CLICK,
I always believed our esteemed administrator Mr Pete Nattress to be highly respectable, even if I did not believe his absurdly left-wing views. Thankfully, someone has exposed this lieing [sic], vile fraudster for who he really is! It is disgusting to see such a pillar of the community shamelessly showing his friends in amoral situations. And what is worse, he has proven himself to be puerile, immature, and at worst a primitive monkey for thinking that excrement is a topic of humour!! He even has the gall to poke fun at people who are larger than him, many of whom cannot do anything about their condition. Truly, such horrid rhetoric is the cause for the downfall of our society. I am only glad that he has some sense in his condemnation of homosexuality (despite being a purveyour of graphical homosexual pictures and humour) and treatment of women. Perhaps we should bring back capital punishment and restore our youth and country to how it was in the fifties!
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
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This is a call for action! Censorship must be imposed if we are to protect the well-being of this website's users. If we don't do anything, this admin and others will infect the minds of our future generation with filth and depravity, and fill their thoughts with communist sentiment! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANOTHER STALIN, POL POT OR HITLER? BAN PETE NOW!
You know what, you make points about his website, without saying anything about TDC. Yes, people have had problems with us admins before, But pete's a damn good admin who is simply sick of the childish bullshit that goes on around here, much like this post. Pete's a great fan of sarcasm and this shows on his site, but only if you're smart enough to know what sarcasm is.
So, in conclusion, enjoy your new password Ashman3205, and if you try to get an admin fired in the future, please back it up with some evidence of him being a crappy admin, not bashing his personal page. And grow up.
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