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Today, being Sunday 19th of September is International Talk like a Pirate Day, so everyone get those bottles of rum and practice your crusty nonsensical seadog rantings.
Interesting coincidence, either last night or the night before there was a restaurant on some travel show that I visited last Talk Like a Pirate day. The Hydro Majestic, at which I irritated the waiter by Yarr'ing.
My substitute science teacher was talking about "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" and she told us to write our "pirate alias" names on our test we handed in. Mine was something like Captain Mekolpaonaboeermnatyuachapeakakaka or something
My friends was "Dallas the Pirate"
Whats yours?
"Yarrr. Doesn't that put a twinkle in yer eye an' a burp in yer belly!" <-- 10 pts to guess where that's from!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Wow, irony. Yesterday was the first time I reopened Tropico 2 in months.
And it's Arr, not Arg...
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Arr, matey! Let's beat those scurvy scalliwags! (translator, anyone?)
Beware, be alert, prepare to defend yourself, or just run for your lives(!), because
JarmoNator has entered the building... (see avatar)
that dark human beast is almost unstoppable, invincible and totally gone CRAZY!