I haven't seen one of these on the boards yet, and I'm sure there must be some other players in the community. If you don't know the rules, it's probably better if you don't post, but watch for a while and you'll soon pick it up.
We'll play using Andersen's rules (the revised ones, not the original set as I find they take the balance out of the game), with stations being wild on the Northern line only. I'll allow people to section off stations below the diagonal, though, because that makes things a bit easier for newcomers.
I'll start it off: Marble Arch (a particular favourite of mine).
Marbles are an enjoyable childrens activity. Cats eyes are my favourite.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Impressive Buster. Most impressive. But I'm afraid you are but a novice...
Beaches are good places to see saggy man titties.
Pfft... what a piss easy game...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
A daring move Buster, but most successful. I fear you may have sealed my fate, yet I must battle onward.
Wanking hand
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I was dreading that you would use that move Ashman... I'm afraid I am no match for you therefore I must drop out of the game. I will train hard and hopefully become a worthy opponent and be able to challenge you in the future. You win and deserve it my friend... till next time.
A shocking turn of events. Please give it up for my noble challenger!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.