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Deleted User
19th October, 2004 at 15:48:16 -
What do you think is the worst thing that you could say/do to a really hot girl?
lol
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
19th October, 2004 at 16:13:53 -
"I made a game for you, it's called fishhead 3"
www.hayovanreek.nl
Deleted User
19th October, 2004 at 20:03:03 -
lol, nice one. but what if shes a nerd and she doesnt like fake-3D graphics? just kiddin, this was just a random question to have some laffs, i hope people actually see it tho.
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
19th October, 2004 at 20:04:22 -
I don't think Shadowcaster would let us get away with putting the worst thing you could do to a really hot girl.
Deleted User
19th October, 2004 at 20:17:00 -
Then good thing i named the topic "what?" haha
thot it would be a foony topic
(funny)
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDCRegistered 18/07/2003
Points 7363
19th October, 2004 at 21:25:51 -
Say I won't kill you.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
19th October, 2004 at 21:38:08 -
Yeah JP, that's exactlty the kind of thing I was thinking Shadowcaster wouldn't let us post.
RapidFlash Savior of the UniverseRegistered 14/05/2002
Points 2712
19th October, 2004 at 22:18:52 -
haha @ Hayo's response
http://www.klik-me.com
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
20th October, 2004 at 05:52:50 -
"whats THAT?"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
20th October, 2004 at 06:26:59 -
actually it wasn't that bad..she played the whole game and she was happy with it, it was just the other people who thought I was a weirdo. and they were right. and I still am.
www.hayovanreek.nl
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegifRegistered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
20th October, 2004 at 14:37:41 -
"i'm gay"
www.thenatflap.co.uk
Deleted User
20th October, 2004 at 15:22:01 -
Nice responses so far fokes! and JP, that really wasnt funny. asparagustrevor was right. but i dont want anyone to be SAD. this is a HAPPY topic. Lol. sorry for the randomness, ....um..cool, i got one too though:
"Look what i have..." (pulls out a book on how to be a lesbian) "this is for you" (then you smile) ... not that funny, but i made it up in less than a minute. keep the going getting.
Blackgaze Possibly Insane
Registered 01/11/2002
Points 3161
20th October, 2004 at 15:26:21 -
"Sorry darling, I did eat that bar of soap" if that makes any sense...
Formerly known as "Spiderhead".
Returned after four years.
www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
20th October, 2004 at 18:05:44 -
"blal bal hab hlbah"
translation: my tongue was eaten by shark
and dont bother mentioning the gay thing. there was a documentary on Channel 4 yesterday about this strict lesbian who was kissing some gay guy. intersexual-gay-goth-love kinda makes me violently sick Edited by the Author.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
20th October, 2004 at 18:48:43 -
Doesn't a gay guy kissing a lesbian cancel the whole homosexual thing out? At least for a little while, anyway.
ChrisB Crazy?
Registered 16/08/2002
Points 5457
20th October, 2004 at 18:56:19 -
Everyone's a little bit bisexual. EVEN YOUR FIRST-BORN.
ukrainianite, I agree, 'lol' is a stupid thing to say. Try "Are your breasts from space? Because they're out of this world"
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AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
20th October, 2004 at 21:45:43 -
Or, "Have you got mirrors in your pants, cos I see myself in them," never fails to get a slap.
Radix hot for teacherRegistered 01/10/2003
Points 3139
20th October, 2004 at 22:10:27 -
I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
n/a
Deleted User
21st October, 2004 at 18:21:53 -
Ha! Funny stuff yet again. Keep 'em coming, and I did have a problem with my OWN lesbian joke thingy. funny though, with the breasts from space thing. lol, and Asparagus, when i said the WORST thing to do to a hot girl or say to her, i meant like the dumbest, most unharmfulest, FUNNIEST, thing to do. so people, start putting random funny stuff on, like:
"Hi! Im Joe, and I love lamps!"
something like that, lol.
Bo Fu
Registered 02/04/2004
Points 413
21st October, 2004 at 23:02:25 -
Instead of asking a girl out, say, "Hi, my name is [blank] and I'd like to eventually have sex with you."
If wishes were fishes then we'd all smell like ladies' underwear.
Rick (AntiMatter Entertainment) Possible psychoticRegistered 18/10/2002
Points 814
22nd October, 2004 at 00:03:30 -
"My name is Nagglecrox. I'd like to fondle your shoulder."
Bo Fu
Registered 02/04/2004
Points 413
22nd October, 2004 at 01:09:00 -
"I go on the Daily Click."
If wishes were fishes then we'd all smell like ladies' underwear.
Rick (AntiMatter Entertainment) Possible psychoticRegistered 18/10/2002
Points 814
22nd October, 2004 at 01:27:20 -
"Do you have knives at your place?"
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
22nd October, 2004 at 02:10:53 -
"hbubvoaauyaw sorry I am cleaning my keyboard binbn66854$%%$$% lol BJSI****43834e"
www.hayovanreek.nl
Deleted User
22nd October, 2004 at 09:56:27 -
lol. nice one hayo.
ChrisB Crazy?
Registered 16/08/2002
Points 5457
22nd October, 2004 at 14:15:36 -
'fux0r ur hot wanna cyber'
n/a
Blackgaze Possibly Insane
Registered 01/11/2002
Points 3161
22nd October, 2004 at 14:34:50 -
my name is Paul and I am a antichrist who loves fruit bread on thursday.
Formerly known as "Spiderhead".
Returned after four years.
www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
David Newton (DavidN) InvisibleRegistered 27/10/2002
Points 8322
22nd October, 2004 at 15:44:35 -
I actually have a sadly true story, which I'll share here in the absence of anything better to do.
When I first got to University, the first night in hall I met a girl who I really got on well with - we'd both been on our school yearbook staff, both kept quotebooks (yes, yes, I know) - we were very similar. We arranged to meet each other that night in the Union.
So, once I'd waited around for her to arrive there, we sat down, and she asked me if I smoked. Now, having left my brain on standby at that point, I didn't think, and instead launched in to my usual tirade about how there was nothing more that I loathed on Earth more than cigarette smoke and that I couldn't imagine what drove "those idiots" to want to do it.
I then realised why she would have asked me.
"...You smoke, don't you?"
"Yes."
"Ah. Right. ...I think I'd better go."
Never saw her again, surprisingly enough. Edited by the Author.
http://www.davidn.co.nr - Games, music, living in America
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegifRegistered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
22nd October, 2004 at 17:23:29 -
wong, you should have said, "only after a good hard shag baby, YEAH". or just "no" and had done with it.
anyway, i hope that teaches you a lesson - never tell anyone else your opinion.
www.thenatflap.co.uk
Dr. James MD Addict
Registered 08/12/2003
Points 11941
22nd October, 2004 at 18:42:06 -
smokings gay
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j--8iXVv2_U
On the sixth day God created Manchester
"You gotta get that sand out your vaj!" x13
www.bossbaddie.com
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
22nd October, 2004 at 19:50:55 -
Jay, I think you're getting it mixed up with 'cock-smoking.'
RapidFlash Savior of the UniverseRegistered 14/05/2002
Points 2712
22nd October, 2004 at 20:46:24 -
hahaha @ Radix's line.
http://www.klik-me.com
Muggus Possibly Insane
Registered 31/07/2002
Points 2958
23rd October, 2004 at 00:35:26 -
"If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?"
That one always gets a good reaction.
Alternatively you could always go with...
"Wanna see something swell!?"
Or my personal favourite. Walk up to her, give her a thorough up and down, and simply say.
"You'll do."
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
Rick (AntiMatter Entertainment) Possible psychoticRegistered 18/10/2002
Points 814
23rd October, 2004 at 01:20:11 -
"Of course you don't look fat in that skirt, just your arse does."
Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporwareRegistered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
23rd October, 2004 at 07:11:35 -
Oh my god guys. I stuffed myself infront of two really hot girls last night and I have no idea how.
How the hell do you go from slow dancing with lots o' booty to looking at each other like complete strangers?
And how the hell do you go from dirty dancing with lots o' hips and knockers to looking at each other like complete strangers?
I mean what the hell. I must suck at dancing, but how can I suck at slow dancing? You don't even have to move much I mean wtf. Gar, argh, gjlfdgdfgj.
Done with my rambling.
Creator of Faerie Solitaire:
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Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash.
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http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuffRegistered 20/08/2002
Points 2364
23rd October, 2004 at 07:15:33 -
I hear ya brother.
J.A.P Possibly Insane
Registered 11/06/2004
Points 2048
23rd October, 2004 at 17:03:16 -
just shout "YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!" and run away like crazy
Beware, be alert, prepare to defend yourself, or just run for your lives(!), because
JarmoNator has entered the building... (see avatar)
that dark human beast is almost unstoppable, invincible and totally gone CRAZY!
Hayo Stone GooseRegistered 15/08/2002
Points 6949
23rd October, 2004 at 17:59:09 -
actually running away from hot girls seems a bit unnatural.
www.hayovanreek.nl
Rick (AntiMatter Entertainment) Possible psychoticRegistered 18/10/2002
Points 814
24th October, 2004 at 01:41:02 -
Unless the hot girl has her biker boyfriend behind her, eyeing your jugular vein menacingly.
Muggus Possibly Insane
Registered 31/07/2002
Points 2958
24th October, 2004 at 07:08:20 -
I thought the general guy thing is to run towards hotties with the intention of dancing with them to a different beat...heh heh gigedy gigedy ALLLRIIIGHHTT!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!