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The Daily Click ::. Downloads ::. Review Review: Unknown Game 6469
Today I bought a half-bock of milk from the popular bakers and confectioners, Sayers. I drank it, and let me tell you, it was the nicest white liquid I'd had all day. That was also the most fun I had all day. That is, until, I witnessed what is probably the biggest single feat of human ingenuity the planet (and possibly the universe) has ever seen - The Daily Click 26 Minutes Game Making Competition. The milk has long since passed through my digestive tract, and now languishes in a sewer somewhere, whereas this game still shines down as a beacon to all the people who have lost their way in life, like Harry Potter, or Paris Hilton. Let me give you a run-down of the games. Buzz Dodge Ball is a tear-jerker if I ever saw one. Brave young Buzz - bullied as a child - has to swerve and sweer to avoid those callous balls that forever blight his life. A true hero he is. If you enjoy God, Jesus Car is probably a game for you. You control the anointed one as he spews vomit down on what I presume are homosexuals. Much fun to be had here. Kill Rawdicks is an original concept designed entirely by up-and-coming DJ FunkyMaster ZZ2004. Literally three hours after I played this game I had to go to the toilet (not due to milk). Many platformers have come and gone, but King What is probably the best ever. Jump, walk, jump, walk. I never get tired. AndyUK's second game of this compilation is called Mr Words, and features an accurate representation of what life was like in 17th century Venice, complete with canal system and balloons. Penis is a rubbish game. Unlike Penis, Plong is, without doubt, the best game in this package. Featuring stunning music, and fantastic visuals, this game is almost ten times better than the milk I had earlier, which now is flowing out into the River Mersey. Steve Harris' is a mint game also, which depicts what life was like in 17th century Venice. Imagine a block what has to dodge balls! Uncanny! The Circle of Death is a game too. Overall I give this game score.
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