Hello, I would like to know if there was any female klikker here so I could have a clean chat with her. Im not going to flirt with you just want to see your pic, unless you are ugly of course...... well if u are ugly send it to me anyways.
Hi, I am a girl, but I don't like to tell anyone about it because they usually say 'OMG! It's a girl!' and things like that. However, I'm proud to be a female Clicker!
If you want we can meet in a chatroom and I can tell you my address, and I might run off with you without telling anyone so that the police look for us. We can live happily ever after!
This is a cheap and watery imitation of the TK girls post thing. Not as funny, but I still got a kick out of making it.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I remember that, flash! That was the most hilarious thing! If anyone has any copies of that thread, tell me! I'm trying to remember if one of those was me, or if I was too late to the tread...
Maybe we could make one for this thread. We could have a really manly voice that you'd associate with a fat dude eating potato chips all day and watching sitcoms for Dogzer. Because, sorry, but it seems kinda piggish being like "unless you are ugly of course."
And we need a hooker to do the voice of Spram, with the advertising of breasts and such. >
Oh, it's all good. Non offense to anyone, BTW. I'm just joking around!
"The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us."
-Henry David Thoreau
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I'm better looking than everyone here!
(but i kinda look like a girl)
Hey, you shut up!
(why should I)
I can brake you in 2!
(yeah...right)
Oh, and Im insane.
(blah blah "Im insane" blah)
PS: I do kinda look like a girl, after all, Im 13 with long hair.
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An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
Lol Dogzer, what the fuck?! If your a japenese girl then howcome your site has a picture of one Jap Girl and the rest are pics of one guy either showing of his muscles (Puny Compared to Mine)? Your so full of shit lol
My avatar's from a game, I don't believe I need help because I've chosen this as an avatar, if it was tubgirl or goatse.cx Yes I would neeed help. But it's not.
My avatar's from a game, I don't believe I need help because I've chosen this as an avatar, if it was tubgirl or goatse.cx Yes I would neeed help. But it's not.
Dogzer, the Japanese schoolgirl in Kill Bill wasn't scary, she was damn hot. Having said that, she did look like she could snap your dick in half with her tongue, and she did dismbowel that one guy, but goddamn was she fine.
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I'm a girl. Hello.... I go by Alexander because many guys online would try to hit on me. Just a slight variation of the name, I guess. But, okay... Bleh...
And now I will quote the raven cause Im so Gawd Dahm Sexy:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quant and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
as if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"Tis some visitor," I muttered "tapping at my chamber door
only this and nothing more."
How distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak december,
while each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow,
from my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore.
for the rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore.
Nameless here forever more.
(PS: thats all from the top of my head)
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With the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me,-filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating,
"Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door,-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;
That is it, and nothing more."
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An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or madam, truly your fogiveness I implore;
But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"-Here I opened wide the door;
Darkness there and nothing more.
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For starters id like to declare myself as non-nerd. ive never really completed a game even!
i usually dont hang out in the boards but i just checked things out and...What da heck!
what is this psycho thread????
and your story is beginning to sound like a soap-opera dogzer. and if you are a girl why the heck did you start this post. to me it sounded i bit like ur a guy...(in how you wrote!)
he refers to me... my second name is dumbass.. or jackass or whatever he said. i know it is a bad word but in japan it means ROCK AND ROLL BABY.... its true =(
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lol. psychotherapists don't come cheap enough for dogzer.
Lol dogzer your so full of shit about Dumbass being "Rock and Roll Baby", I've been to Japan. Oh and If you guysw ant to see a military outfit I'll show you one of mine own and put Sniper to Shame. Once I figger out how.
they do like computers, they just use them for pointless webcamming and chatting and not game making
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I could take you on with my Orange belt in karate! Even though I took karate when I was 6, 10 years doesn't affect MY memory. I'm only Faster and Stronger and Bigger than you Prolly.
my younger sisters spend ages on my pc to the point where they argue over who has spent more time on it.
yet when they are on it they spent most of the time playing theme hospital or looking at pictures.
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Theme Hospital Rules! And wtf your such a liar Dogzer. I don't... I won't believe you with your Ju Jtsu or However you spell it Crap. Sorry it's just... It's to like those stupid anime stories
It aint about no "Ghetto ass beating" Its about taking out the targets kneecaps from 400 Yards away with an entire Ingram Mac 10 magazine.
Lets se the hideously ugly dicksplat in the uniform compare to that.
PS (When I saw that picture of you in the uniform... I was incredibly shaken up by the thing standing next to you, it looked like an ass with facial features.)
ghetto ass beating? damn.. in my defence class we specialize on kicking that kind of ppl's ass.. and we are good at it.
In fact I've chosen long long ago to practice that kind of martial arts cuz in latin america's "vale tudo" tournament (everything goes) brazilian jiu jitsu proven to be the best defense hand to hand technique (by far). I've never been in a contest I have enough weekly fights already.
lol it'd be pretty hard to take out some guys kneecaps with an ingram. YOu'd either miss, or hit him all over the place. I'd trust a beebee gun with it's more accurate shot. But it'd be pretty useless lol.
My GF helps out with my game every so often... But yeah, we get bored of that real quick. Anywho, I think Dogzers problem is that he... er she... er lets just say it has multiple personalites. Yeah you should get that checked out before you like explode... er implode... er lets just say... Damn I lost my train of thought. Henceforth, if anyone wants to do some backyard pro wrestling, I'm right here in Chicago, so feel free to drop in.
uhmmmm.... talk about active objects.. AFTER SEX? I dont see that happening.
think of it this way.. do u like to talk to girls? no, no one wants.. u are just there for the sex.. So u pay to go to the movies to see bad movies.. u pay for a dance club.. unless your gf is a drug adict slut (or whores as they like to be called) u would be paying 50 bux per sex.. so in the end is much cheaper to pay for an actual prostitute, u know?
And when it comes to active object talking, or any kind of non-girl talking.. u can just find the 1st geek u find while walking down the street and start talking to him, "hey, how about those active objects eh?"
It's a good thing I know you're joking, or else I would think
I'm the only person here who truly appreciates women.
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I like talking with my girlfriend... In fact I wish she'd talk more. And Dogzer, if you think that no guy want's to talk to any girl and only want's them for sex, you are very mistaken. The only reason you hear about it so much is the fact that alot of girls act stupid and go out with guys that act like that. Henceforth, (heh, that's great) If you are a girl, you must have been in many troubled relationships that ended... whatever you know what I mean. And if you are a guy, you must think that all guys think like you. So therefore... Okay I lost my train of thought but I think I made my Peoint. (Excellent Spelling)
Might as well learn about it now, before they come across it on their own. After all, we're not advocating it. I mean you don't see a big sign that says "SMOKE POT AND DRINK TO BE COOL"
It's more like SMOKE POT AND DRINK to learn that they don't mix well (at first) so you can spend the rest of your night dizzy, praying to the porcelin gods.
I tend to wanna pray the the porcelin god the day after when I have one hell of hang over, no memory of what happened, and when I found out what I just pooned it sickens me to no end...
...that why drugs are bad kiddies, mmmmkay!
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I dont mind ppl smoking pot.. and if they brag about it a bit i find it funny.
And if they brag about cocaine and crap like that.. they are way off and they know it, but I dont do drugs.. I know your troubles go away.. but isnt it better to just suffer them up until u get stronger? its true, what doesnt kill u makes u stronger..
I dont drink either.. but thats another story.. i get this weird taste in my mouth.. its a reaction I get with alcohol.. that I really dont like it, 1 sip and I could puke if I wanted. Ever since I ate around 30 anti-anxiety pills at once.. I cant drink alochol.. weird eh?
Hmmm, I see nothing wrong with Cannabis Savita at all, so it effects your short and long term memory, its not that damaging. But there are a lot of very successful 'Anti-Drug' propaganda items floating around the media today. Am I the only person who seems to have noticed that its become 'cool' to NOT take drugs or drink???
I've experimented with alot of different drugs and all the advice I can give to the lil kiddies is make your own decisions about minor drugs like Cannabis and alcohol, but don't touch the class A drugs, things like Cociane and Ecstasy, [or PMA (paramethoxymethyamphetamine) nowadays your more likely to get PMA sold as Ectasy] I can say from experience that they mess you head up. But as for cannabis the only thing wrong with that is you'll forget were you put your keys all the time.
Hmmm, I wonder thats why a really stoned person can never remember how much the've actually smoked???
Yeah stuff like Special K and Heroine is stuff to stay away from, I don't understand why ppl do that stuff. Recently some kid came to my old elementary school and tried to sell drugs, and that's really disturbing. So stick to under age drinking if you have to. Just don't get your stomach pumped or pass out and get molested
well.. anti-drug commercials are good, the truth is by far that drugs are bad.
Well ..marijauana isnt such a destructive drug.. u do get memory loss.. I wouldnt know.. i never did drugs ever.
but.. It takes some time to reverse the effect of drugs.. Im talking long term crap here.. like years, just for having a few counted hours of pure exctacy...
Vodka? What's that? Very heard of it...i've only heard of beer...beer...more beer...and possibly the occasional OP rum...but yeah, beer...What was I talking about?..
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My god, I think this would be the only time I would approve of the lock topic button. Let it die guys (and girls, and crossdressers, and other freaky inbetweens.... and then finally Jonathon Smeby).
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
nooo! dont lock this topic.. I want to hit the 1000 replies.
Anyway, drugs.. and alcohol.. it has diferent effects on diferent people. Some people gets violent with alcohol.. in fact, most people gets violent with alcohol.. when you are a kid.. u probable try to brake a window or something.. but when u are a father of a child.. u dont want to hit your children just cuz u drink too much.
I get violent when drinking Guinness, but not when drinking lager. I think that maybe solves the problem of the IRA. Anyways, in summation it seems there are no klicker girls anymore. Whilch is a shame for us single hot-blooded hetro klickers. I mean the ones who don't go out to the pub and meet tangeble girls. Which seems to be me now, unfortunately, since I started college again (for the third time) and don't have any free time on my hands for anything other than media shite.
having a normal life is overrated.. girlfriends.. being cool... I mean, those are all crap made up but this crazy society the world invented.
Look at it from this point of view:
Did u ever waited a really long time for something u really really wanted... and when u got it u got really happy.
A few months later you got used to it.. and a year later u dont give a f*ck anymore about it.
Believe me, unless you are sexualy inactive or something (or really lazy like me).. you'll end up with a woman by your side, and by the time u have a normal life... you'll say "So this is the crap I was missing?" and you'll realize that you wasn't such a freak after all.
I knew it dammit, your a guy! You guys may snicker and call me retarded if this is something everyone knew but now I know! w00t w00t (God I haven't said that in ages)
just kidding. Hey guys its your duty to keep this thread alive until I reach the 1000 replyes! Now.. all girls in here!! lets organize a party in my house, only us... and clubsoft.
LOL.
Hey, mind you, kliker girlfriends are fun. They're creative and understand the hobby. We don't have to talk about active objects, there's always uh... platform engines. It's like tutoring a classmate. Yeah, they existed a long time ago, but they're like um... really small fish. Fun to play around with, but they get scared off easily when some big fish starts snapping at all the other fishes or when some guy flushes the pool and most of the little fishes go down some hole somewhere.
Er.. for those who didn't understand that, there were a few fun klikers waay back in the fun old days when kliking was about everyone having fun instead of actually accomplishing anything. They got scared off by the aggressive anti-noobs and the remaining ones disappeared when the DC went down.
Oh well. I used to want a girlfriend more than anything. Now that most girls don't seem to like games, I don't mind not having a girlfriend as long as I could be with a fun game all the time.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I couldn't imagine having a girl that had such an obscure past time as Kliking, or programming/games development in general, especially at my age.
I don't think they'd be my sort of person, probably because, if you've never figured it out, i'm the type of person you'd pick to be a programmer of any sort, and you my friends don't know me as that kind of person either.
I think it'd be great to have a girlfriend who appreciates what you do, and you know encourages it, but I mean it'd seem kind of wierd having a companion who shares something like Kliking. I would find it intimidating, especially if they were better than me at it!
I don't really see Kliking as something that I "do with my mates". Sure, I have mates who come around and play some of my games, and they love them not just because they're like simple and have that "old school" quality that my Klik games in particular have, but because they don't know that the process behind them is so simple, and that doesn't even come to mind. It's great when people have an interest in that kind of thing, and I tend to have alot of influence as person to get my mates to become interesting in my hobbies...ie, guitar playing. I started playing just by myself 1 1/2 years ago, and now after 5 of my mates have picked up the hobby since seeing me play...but I mean I don't see Kliking in that light.
Sure, I could tutor someone how to make games using it, infact I have with my cousin, and I enjoy doing that, and it would be great if it were a female, but it has potential downfalls after a while. It's kinda like fun to begin with, but after a while it gets tedious and boring, possibly even frustrating, and if your getting frustrated with someone who's your partner over something as trivial as making games, then you gotta ask yourself, is it worth it at the end of day?
That's my 50th of a dollar on that topic anyway. I don't condone female Klikers, but to 'romantical involved' with one just would be my style...man
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