I review this thread to be 5/10: Mildly entertaining but has gone downhill due to (no offense) reviews not scathing/to the point enough to be considered fair criticism.
Also, ben forgot to mention the fact I HATE being called a furry cause I draw catgirls -- but I think he knew that already and sidestepped mentioning it, who knows. He's right on the money about needing to do something new, though, which is why my production level has tapered off dramatically.
Age: 24?
Likes: Making fun games about sickingly cute fur things.
Dislkies N/A (I dunno)
Contribution: He may not of submitted much, but he surely can make games! Spram is well known for making the really popular game "FURBALLS," which was a clicking masterpeice.
Games Furballs, Furballs Zero, Hyper Quadrant, Sprams Swan Song: Radical Rad, and 4four Spramy Edition.
Personality: Quiet
Pros:
-He makes really fun games.
Cons:
-He's not around much.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Most of the reviews here are pretty long. So for an interesting change, I'll make and remake some reviews that are short(and maybe kinda fictionish)
Jonathan Smeby(again): Comic writer/Flash animator who's started tons of awesome-looking games that are questionable about when they'll be finished. He is very dangerous and has a very random sense of humor.
Pete Natress: Nazi poodle armed with a ban-whip. Currently working on a gore-filled action game involving a**-kicking poodles. He is also secretly planning to take over the world with his poodle minions.
Ashman: The troublemaker you can't live without....well, the former troublemaker.
Lazarus: Communicates with the dead(and undead) and enjoys dismembering fluffy pink bunny sprites. Can be found lurking in high-tech laboritories containing several monitors, mutated test subjects, weapons, and everything else you'd find in a horror movie.
Shab: The compo agent of TDC. He makes sure there is a competition going on each month and thus separates the strong from the weak. A very nice guy and a deadly assassin.
Batel: Plots world domination with his army of random purple cows. He'll often shapeshift into a half-human, half-cow zombie. He and his cows will silently creep up on you when you least expect it.
Snerlin(Hey, some other guy did himself): Self-proclamed mega-geek. A dragon fanatic who plays way too much Final Fantasy and uses his mega-geek virtual magic(well, programming and sprite work really) to cast powerful spells such as division by zero.
Rikus is uuber cool. He is mature unlike Shads, shab, Circy and pete. He started this site with Clubsoft and Andi.
Name: Circy
Circy is an admin for some reason. I'm not sure why. His games are uuber cool and anyone who doesn't like them can suck lemons.
Name: Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster does ALOT of maintenance on this site, most of which is useless and unnoticeable ('cept for the forum stuff). He is an uuber good internet coding guy. He always leaves msn signed in and such when I go to talk to him he is only there 3/5 times. Or he hates me. He keeps on trying to start LANs in sydney for Istvan, Crystal Clear, myself and ToTaL but I can't go.
Name: Wong Chung Bang
Wong has a uuber funny name.
Name: Pete Natress
Pete is the poodle of Joseph Stalin. He releases bad games but also bans people alot which is cool.
Name: Muz
I had no idea that he was an admin until a few weeks ago. His games sound uuber cool except for those he has released. His first name is Syed. I think that is pronounced "Si-eed". His last name is not elvis.
Name: Clubsoft
Clubsoft is rarely around but he is an uuber good asp guy.
Hey guys, calm down, there's plenty of me to go around.
Hamish... you have problems... but then we already kinda knew that...
ShadowCaster, yeah I got my hair blonded up for my Debutante Ball... hahaha I wish you guys could have seen my total lack of dancing skill, it was hilarious.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
LOL, I thought all nerds who hang out on game-creation forums discussing code and stuff all day didn't know how to dance.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.