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Shen

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19th June, 2004 at 04:15:55 -

The best joke has to be "I am happy to announce that Yves and I have finished MMF2 yesterday!"

 
gone fishin'

X_Sheep

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19th June, 2004 at 06:58:26 -

Ashman walked into a store.
Ashman says: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on a fake beard and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on completely different clothes and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
Ashman: "Why not?"
Store employee: "That's not a TV, that's a microwave."

 
a/n

X_Sheep

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19th June, 2004 at 09:07:03 -

Sure. Just like most of those other Klikker jokes posted here (which aren't related to TGF or MMF)

 
a/n

Knudde (Shab)

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19th June, 2004 at 10:52:17 -

http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=3576

Yeah, there's a joke for you.

 
Craps, I'm an old man!

Nick of All Trades

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19th June, 2004 at 12:12:28 -

Q: How many active objects can appear in an empty playfield?
A: One, after that the playfield isn't empty anymore!

 
n/a

Matt Boothman

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19th June, 2004 at 12:28:55 -

Why did the active object cross the road?

Cos it's x and y coordinates were set at (0,0) relative to the chicken.
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How many klikkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, one to change the lightbulb, one to beta test it and one to write a cynical review of it's graphics.

 
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.

X_Sheep

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19th June, 2004 at 12:36:24 -

How many counters do you need to change a lightbulb?

None, counters can't change lightbulbs.

*cough* whatever *cough*

 
a/n

Cazra

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19th June, 2004 at 21:37:33 -

Q: What sound does a klikker make if you hit them with something?

A: Klik

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A "cool" person sees a klikker and tells him to get a life. The klikker creates a 1-up item which adds 1 to your number of lives!

 
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Ashman

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20th June, 2004 at 01:29:05 -

Bloody hell X, I'm not blond... oh... wait...

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Cazra

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20th June, 2004 at 13:27:48 -

Q: What object is really really fast, yet doesn't move at all?

A: a quick backdrop

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Q: What object is so fast that it was deemed unsafe for roller coasters?

A: Fastloop


 
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Ashman3205



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21st June, 2004 at 02:41:49 -

Q. Where do you go if you want to see a stupid nerd pretend to be drunk and make fag music with him being a fag and wearing womens clothing?

A. Phizzy's House.

 
"Please, Mr Simpson, you do not have anything I have not seen before... What the hell is that?"

Ashman

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21st June, 2004 at 03:39:43 -

Gee I must have been wasted!!!

Wait, I'm not a newbie... what the hell is this, some kind of tube?!

That makes like... 4 Ashman clones that I know of.

Image Edited by the Author.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Muggus

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21st June, 2004 at 06:05:10 -

WTF!? There's two of you? Who's the other guy!?

 
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
   

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