Ashman walked into a store.
Ashman says: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on a fake beard and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on completely different clothes and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
Ashman: "Why not?"
Store employee: "That's not a TV, that's a microwave."
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Wait, I'm not a newbie... what the hell is this, some kind of tube?!
That makes like... 4 Ashman clones that I know of.
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Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.