Nobuyuki, Dogzer, and Circy went to hell. Satan was all like "Hey dudes, I'll let you guys go to heaven if you can give up your addictions." Nobu was addicted to food, Dogzer was addicted to money, and Circy was addicted to sex. They agreed. One day while in heaven Nobu ate a cheeseburger, *poof*, he went to hell. Then Dogzer and Circy were taking a stroll when all of a sudden Dogzer saw 10 dollars laying on the ground. He bent over to pick it up and *poof*, both Dogzer and Circy went to hell.
Q: What do you get when you cross TGF and a mute pirate?
A: sample R
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>always
-set counter A to 1
-set counter B to 9999
>if B > A
-set alterable string of text object to "Mwahahahaha!!!"
>A realizes that he will never be greater than B
-destroy A
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Q: What did the player object say to the giant rock backdrop that blocked the way to the exit?
A: You're in my way! You're such an obstacle!
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Q: Why don't many klikkers use Mode7 in their games?
Q: Whats the difference between a klikker and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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Q: How do you keep a klikker out of your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front!
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Ok well those didn't translate well.
Here is some more
Proofs that all odd numbers greater than 1 are prime according to:
Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime and the rest follow by induction
Physicist: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 expected experimental error, 11 is prime, ...
Klikker: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, ...
A klikker, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The klikker: "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Two guys walked into The Daily Click and saw the quality of these jokes. They shot themselves out of depression. The end.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Ashman walked into a store.
Ashman says: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on a fake beard and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
The next day Ashman put on completely different clothes and walked into the store again.
Ashman: "I want that TV over there"
Store employee: "Sorry, I don't sell things to people that stupid."
Ashman: "Why not?"
Store employee: "That's not a TV, that's a microwave."
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Wait, I'm not a newbie... what the hell is this, some kind of tube?!
That makes like... 4 Ashman clones that I know of.
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Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
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