"Worst Movies" threads are always retard magnets. There's no real benchmark for the quality of a film. Old movies can't compete with new ones, and small-budget films can't compete with large studio projects. I can tell you which movies I hate, but to actually call them "WORST EVAR" is pretentious as fuck.
It takes talent to write clean comedy, so I give props to the screen writers for Meet the Fockers, and Dawn of the Dead was hilarious. Maybe I am partial to it because I went to the premier.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Meet the Fockers was hardly a clean comedy, and it was about a half-dozen jokes repeated over and over and over and over and over and over again when they weren't all that funny the first time. Every movie on that list I saw the night before they came out and I still thought they sucked. Different tastes tho. You're welcome to your opinion.
Hahaha yah you are too, but ahh jeeze it was pretty clean compared to Super Troopers or Southpark.
I didn't even bother to see Hellboy, I slept through Van Helsing, and I forced myself through Kill Bill 2. I thought the Village had beautiful cinematography, but lacked in the story. I mean I guessed the ending before the movie started, mostly because I had the same idea for a film.
I mean don't get me wrong I don't have horrible taste in movies, but sometimes fluff is good. And the chick that had the zombie baby was hot (before she turned green)
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
RADIX: I'm not saying they are the worst films ever, I am saying they are the worst I have ever seen Name some of the worse films you have ever seen </unquote>
I though Series of Unfortunate events was quite well done, compared to the harry potter films. Hellboy was poorly marketed, and I viewed it as a parody and it was great.
As for clean comedy, I agree with JP, although Fockers is crap. A good example of nice family comedy is 'Cheaper by the Dozen'.
Adding to my list:
King Arthur
Murder by Numbers
Blurred
Garage Days
torque - style above substance, and it didnt even have much style. the bike chase at the end was pathetic
shaghi noon - what a boring predictable pile of poop
I tend to like mst films I see. Though I carnt stand anything with hughe grant in it.
The very worst film I've seen is The Blair Witch Project.
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5th January, 2005 at 12:58:40 -
if i think a film is really shit, i just give up watching it. the last film i saw at the cinema which sucked was The Borne Supremacy, which i had to sit through to stop myself feeling raped.
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