God, how can you believe Kubrickīs the worst director ever? What about Dr. Strangelove ? Full Metal Jacket? (Which ISNīT the best nam movie, that seat is reserved for Apocalypse Now!) You suck!
IMHO that worst movie ever?
---DAREDEVIL! Iīve never seen such utter crap in my poor excuse for a life.... Never. Not once. At all. Even you losers beat this piece of crap film... Yup!
I saw a seriously awesome movie last night. It was called Guitar Wolf: Wild Zero. Basically the world is taken over by zombie-making UFOs and they can only be defeated with the power of rock and roll. It's also a love story. The girl turns out to be a transvestite, but they stay together anyway.
I generally only go to see films that have a good chance of liking. I loved all three Lotr films and the matrix series.
i remember seeing a film 'waking the dead' i think its called. I did not like it, boring crap about an ambulance driver that can't sleep (so he is tired the whole film) and sees ghosts sometimes. It had Nicholas Cage as the ambulance driver. I didnt really get it.
Here, I'll be fair; Kubrick isn't the worst director ever. I just dislike directors who think so highly of their work that they expect audiences to spend hours afterward trying to figure out what the heck they mean. Wachowski Bros., anyone? Self-indulgent filmmaking gets on my nerves.
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.
But you just canīt see the point of it all! If you watch a movie where you get everything served on a platter, whatīs the fun? The best part is after the movie, where you start wondering.."was it her?" "Was it an act of god?" "Is frank the bunny a messenger from god to help donny stop his own creation know as the tangent universe?" If you , after watching a movie, immediatly KNOW what the entire point was...Whatīs the fun?
Worst movie ever? Redneck Zombies .... But in a good way! Troma makes the BEST cult movies ever..And this one is...SO FUCKED UP! But still, itīs one of the most hilarious movies ever..
Well yes and no. I do like movies that make you think, but I don't like movies that you're expected to watch fifty times before they make any sense at all.
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.
So The My Little Ponies Movie must have been a real brain tease for ya, huh?
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if a movie doesn't make you think, it hasn't done its job as art. if you don't want to have your own sense of judgement envoked, and form your own opinions on the themes of the film, you are just a whore to the moneygrabbing hollywood executives. movies like Bourne Supremacy, for example, are fine for shallow entertainment, but you don't walk away with anything. donnie darko, a clockwork orange, american beauty (3 examples i watched this week) make you THINK. they address issues that are worthy of your thought. you don't have to watch them a million times to "get" them. there's no message at the end saying "this film is trying to say X Y and Z", based on the assumption that you're not a baby and don't need it spoon fed to you.
Oh, but we need to be spoonfed. If I didn't know exactly what the moral of the film was, I might decide to become violent or racist because it looked cool, instead of avoiding it because it makes people sad and/or poor. After all, I am a member of the general public.
No, there really was a My Little Ponies Movie, but once they found out that everybody subdued to it became insane homocidal maniacs , everybody who ever had seen it got executed.
I vaguely remember that movie. Something about a crystal in a volcano and one of the ponies not being able to fly through the turbulance ove the caldera. I guess that must've been the flying one. Whatsisname. Phil.
Another really bad movie is "Daredevil". OMG! I have NEVER seen such crap in my LIFE!
God, the My Little Pony Movie was like a stroll through the park, execution and all included.
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