Evil Kitty: Dad! Der be a snow man out threah!
Ma: Oh my Jesus! It gonna git ma boy!
Pa: Don' worry, Villie! I gonna git ma shot gun and blow it ter smitherans!
*click* *BOOM!*
Evil Kitty: You go done kill ma snowman, pappa!
Pa: That'll teach yer, you snow-bastard! Try'n kill ma boy? SALTED NUTS!
Evil Kitty: But I made it, pa!
Pa: It'll turn on yeh, boy! Just like ma grandpappy did back in 1825! He go done ate old Muley! Bleerguh!
Ma: That right, my grandpappy did the same!
Pa: He wer both our grandpappy! Youse ma sister, remember!
Ma: But I also yer mother!
Pa: Yeah, but I'm yer great grand pappy!
Evil Kitty: Why'd have ter be ma snowman!
Ma: If you wasn't my brothur, I'd beat yer!
Pa: FIDDLESTICKS!
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
His Pappy don' wan him teh get his leg blowed up and replaced wit a beaver like he did. See, down south you don't gots them fancy docters, so you gots to make do with what you gots. Mmmhmmm.
Edited by the Author.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Deleted User
8th December, 2005 at 18:16:41 -
Hey I shot it two. HE shot it first Because I had to film