It weren't beggin' fer death! It were beggin' fer a new fiddle, but pappy said "I anien't givin you no new fiddle, snow! Git off ma property our I'll shoot yer!" And so the snowman tried ter take Evil Kitty hostage, threatin' to beat im' wit a carrot-stick. So pappy shot it, blowin' its evil head to bits, jus' like Uncle Hickus did in 1779 when the Great Piggy War broked out.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Yer Great-Grandmama had an affair wit yer brother/uncle Spickty! I sawed it! But Great Uncle Hickus was sleepin' wit yer Great-Grandmama's pig Vivian! She gots three piglets that look jus' like im'. But that's how the Great Piggy War started! Is' true! Yer Great Uncle Spickty found out der truth, so he rangled up a possy to fight yer Uncle Hickus and his possy! But yer Uncle Hickus' cow Viola gots mortally wounded in the Battle of Piglet's Pass! Yer pappy never told you this, seein' as how it was yer faviourte cow, but yer Great Uncle Scrumpy was the one who shot the cow! Mmmhmm.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
Just cause' yer a redneck don't mean you anien't Christian, boy! Didn't yer ever hear yer Great Aunt Shmempty say that! She was prayin' up a storm, but then you go done intrupt her so that you could start playin' that infernal banjo! She got crazy as a bull on tuesday!She go done near beat yer to you was black and blue like what happen to yer cousin Vepty when he tempted that ragin' sheep! Boy, he looked like a cactus in the middle of winter!
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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